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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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My Winning is Without Boundaries

Whilst the plebs got fleeced for their coin today, Le Fly made a pivot and rejoined the league of gentlemen in the market place — good tax evading citizens who enjoy pulling strings and favors for profit.

I had entered today a revolutionary and left as a freemason performing ritualistic murders in order to satiate the thirst of the stock gods. I had BBBY, UVXY and other obstacles in my way and carried losses of 2% unit 3:30pm until I performed magnificent acts of magic and traded in and out, in and out, in and out of XYZ, ABC, and 123 until I closed the session +200bps.

Gentlemen of the internets, I stand before you a victorious man, a god even. My trades are not for ordinary citizenry and can only be accessed aboard my pirate frigate inside Exodus. But I will tell you, my winning is without end and my methods are almost flawless.

Case in point, I sold BRN late in the afternoon from 2.4 to 2.9 and was pleased with myself until it ran to $6.5 inside of 10 mins of my sale. These are my problems, being timely enough to take a bathroom break before doubling of my shares.

Alas, I will try better tomorrow.

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7 comments

  1. it is showtime

    I would say the entries on wsb-reddit or newreddit,
    Reach the threshold of subversive pumping op.
    (gme amc)
    The over simplistic urging goading declaring,
    “buy as much as can” “im putting whole paycheck”
    “theyre not gonna stop us” “if it drops. just put more in”
    “the rocket just getting started” “cashapp open now”
    “5 shares at 10” (pleb) “132436 shares” (agent)
    “You only lose if you sell. AMC will go up eventually
    so even if you buy it tomorrow hopefully today big discount”
    ‘hold. send them a message. dont sell. the msg what matters’
    The percentage of rhetoric bots. Extreme.
    Something bigger going on here.

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  2. purdy

    “Whilst the plebs got fleeced for their coin today, Le Fly made a pivot and rejoined the league of gentlemen in the market place — good tax evading citizens who enjoy pulling strings and favors for profit.
    I had entered today a revolutionary and left as a freemason performing ritualistic murders in order to satiate..”

    Good stuff!

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  3. indexjoe

    Why did I buy $AXAS the stock will drown me

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  4. tradercaddy

    These are some pretty damn funny postings this AM in Reddit:
    “Rip my AAPL calls and my wife.” “You killed your wife?”
    “Clang Gang reporting for duty.”
    “God speed you diamond handed, big dick retards.” – Fly, is that you?
    “Can’t buy more taking my shares to the grave.” – This one is more disturbing than funny. The person seems to think they are investing as opposed to gambling. Its like putting .25 into a pinball machine and trying to keep playing with free games on the same .25. Game over eventually.

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