iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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EPIC SQUEEZE — EVERYTHING ELSE FALLS

I was down in my long term and quantitative account, but roared +5.7% in my trading due to my positioning in stocks heavily shorted. I ended the session on margin, fully long stocks with more than 25% of their float short. The idea is to inflict maximum pain unto those who deserve it. I will of course cede this line of thought should the trend reverse. Being that I am already up 60% for the year, I can afford to play games with the people I hate.

Hatred runs deep and long at House Fly, as my enemies surround my gates I will unleash the dogs of hell on them.

There is nothing going on in this tape now other than to find a hedge fund or short seller that you hate and destroy it. They are not people and deserve to be treated with malice. My intentions are pure and I have always waited for this day to come — so here I am putting my money where my mouth is.

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9 comments

  1. it is showtime

    Hi inner wall st CB circle

    3873.

    I just named a number
    you cant get the S&P
    to hit. Can’t even touch.
    have a good day

    My second linguistic prediction,
    In Nov 2019 I got ny-dmv plate
    DARKDIVE. Along with officially
    marking the word – – – – – d a r k.
    6 months before we would start hearing
    ‘Dark Days’ and
    ‘Dark Times’
    1 year, before we would start hearing
    “Dark”
    “Winter”

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  2. purdy

    AI’s coming. Maybe to kill you ..or maybe it just needs to hack you. Has it hacked you already? Everyone should check out Lex Fridman’s podcast with Max Tegmark.

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  3. tradercaddy

    You could always send the Mother In Law and Antifa Fly after the Wolf takes care of your enemies.
    As a player in 2000 (as I was) you know this is now a speculative mania, at least in this “short interest” phase.
    Shades of Pets.com (loved that sock puppet), Webvan, Global Crossing, Worldcom, etc.
    Just don’t be around when the music stops as there aren’t enough chairs.

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    • emersonlakepalmer
      emersonlakepalmer

      In trading you have two opponents. Mr Market and yourself. The second one is a tougher SOB to manage.

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  4. heckler

    As history shows and what our immortal and long living prophet Richard Weiner would say: “rub your nuts and but a load please”

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  5. moosh

    Que the next incoming black flag sighting any day now

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  6. bennyhill

    FAANG – the easiest and most obvious path to wealth ever.

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  7. purdy

    Long VXX at 17.50

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  8. tha pirate

    I am LUVVIN this! Ram it home me matties; up the arse (xtra British homo) with the hedge funds.. Arrrrrr!!!

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