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In a COVID Haze — I Need a Vacation

I’m usually fine during winters, accustomed to the barren lands of the northeast and all that comes with it. However, during this mask heavy COVID lockdown in the all but meaningless area of Raleigh, NC, I find myself wanting vacation more than ever.

I feel, dare I say, like I’m in a haze, a fog even.

I’ve been thinking about going to S. Beach Miami, but wondered if COVID was out of control there or not. Should I even care? I’d rather not fly far with a fucking mask, so where, dare I say, should I vacation in Florida?

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11 comments

  1. acehood

    Florida? Good lord.

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  2. moosh

    Flagler Beach. Report back

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  3. snoozer

    Rosemary Beach

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  4. itsgold

    I heard New Zealand is pretty nice at this time of year

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  5. emersonlakepalmer

    Naples for the beaches, golf and fishing. Key West for meth, crack and whores.

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  6. dontpanic26

    Second Rosemary/30A. Pure beach booze bliss. Good for the fam too

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  7. duuude

    There are islands off Fucknut Georgia

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  8. tradercaddy

    Rosemary Beach is nice but if you don’t want to drive as far take I-95 to just South of Georgia and go to Amelia Island/Fernandina Beach area. I just got back from 5 days there.
    You can get a nice place on VRBO or being the fancy guy you are stay at the Ritz Carlton on the Beach. Beach is pretty empty this time of year and the Historical area of Fernandinah Beach will make Mrs. Fly smile. Good seafood to eat too.
    It ain’t no Myrtle Beach.
    If you come by Lake Mary/Deland area look me up and I will give you a tennis lesson.
    We can then play tennis doubles matches with Beer Belly Bob, Diabetes Steve, NYC cop Frank, Foul Mouth Doris, the Fugitive, etc.

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  9. heckler

    Come the the west (best) coast fly you can stay me

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