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RECORD GAINS AHEAD OF INAUGURAL FESTIVITIES

Greetings and salutations,

I’ve been out and about this morning, although eager to trade and I will do so at once. But before I do I wanted to give a quick run down of what’s going on this morning. Lithium, Alt Energy and fucking space stocks are taking off again, as the world’s most popular man gets ceremoniously appointed into office. America will celebrate this grande fete amidst thousands of armed guard and 200,000 flags, in replace of the people who tearfully cannot be there. I look forward to a most powerful administration, where flying cars and casual sojourns into low orbit space become common stance, as ordinary as going to the store for a bag of potatoes.

Le Fly entered today 55% cash, but has still managed to rip higher by 2.2%, thanks to gains in GILT and DBVT. I shall trade now and prepare myself for maximum happenings, as America blesses the world with yet another President of peace, a man who knows no boundaries when it comes to generosity and magnanimousity.

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4 comments

  1. Dave Portnoy

    /WSB Autism creation
    https://www.swaggystocks.com/dashboard/wallstreetbets/realtime

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  2. purdy

    Sad that they think that Americans are so stupid as to be impressed by all those flags. Sadder still that they may be right.

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  3. soupbone

    Youse are actually scary as fuck. Biden does nothing to calm that to me.

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  4. one-eighty

    Nobody’s putting Humpty Trumpty back together again.

    Prepare for a market based on reality.

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