iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Halfway Thru January, My Gains are Extensive

I lazily entered work today, due to duress trading hard all week. I reiterate my position that a really good trader works harder than anyone in the world — especially trash men or lawyers. To sit down and absorb the type of information that I do on a daily basis is demanding. Plus, I am watching 400 screens — due to my belief that the more screens I attain, the greater my wealth. For every good day in the market, I add a screen to my home office. I look like the Architect from the Matrix up in this bitch, slicing through stocks like AI through your jobs.

COVID is on the fucking move again. I spoke to someone today who only knew he had it because he was tested. What sort of bullshit is that? All old folks are lining up for the vaccine — something that people should do if they’re into experimenting with their DNA. But what do I know? Really nothing. I read nonsense and hear nonsense and have little regards for what is true or not. I chalk it up to chance, this COVID business. I take a chance walking around other people, just like it’s a chance to take the vaccine. Why, someone might stick a knife in me for my iPhone, or perhaps that vaccine will turn your face into a sloppy jalopy. Same rules apply to trading. Get cute in the markets, thinking your Gordon Gecko, next thing you know your account is zero and your wife and kids are moving out.

YTD I am up 18%.

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6 comments

  1. compiled composite
    compiled composite

    Science doesn’t care what you think but your half witted comrades do. Get behind the vaccine.

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  2. moosh

    FLY: are psycho, racist, lunatic trolls still unable to create new alts?

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  3. moosh

    For all of the chartFags… does $AWH seem to be in the beginnings of the ole cup of the soup of the week handle?

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  4. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    I can now sleep peacefully based on the fact that on day one Biden will begin removing any legal recognition of the two sexes by adopting pro-transgender policies. Now I will strategize with my high school son Mark, to be called Marcie, to compete in the girl’s track & field varsity team. He should get a free ride to Stanford as he runs the 100m in 10.5, the 200m in 22.1 and 400m in 48.6.

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