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WE’RE GOING TO OUTERSPACE!

Today’s sector du jour (sp?, I don’t give a fuck about French) was space, because the new Buffett — whiz behind ARKK — actively managed ETF that is cuckholding all of you hedge fund faggots, announced she’s going to launch a fucking space fund. At the same time, Bezos said his fucking space company will soon offer flights to space, by April! Naturally you’d need to get the vaccine and of course still wear your fucking space helmet. Space is cold and unforgiving. Do not expect to visit “outer space” — you’ll just get to see a nice view of the fucking earth from low space, where those floating fucking balloons pretend to be satellites.

We are in a sick time of perverts and hypo-technological innovation. You cannot have one without the other. You give up your old bibles in exchange for transvestites on the front lines of some of our wondrous wars abroad. Scientists work ’round the clock to perform acts of magic. Software titans in California are trying to build things to make life much better, all the while decreasing annoying freedoms that you previously took for granted. It’s a trade off, see.

I closed the session +230bps and I am margined at 110% leverage. My trade off is sanity in exchange for money. I likes the money and do whatever I can to make sure I get it.

If you lost money today and were rudderless and lost, and if you’re not up at least 15% for the year, come on over to Exodus and Captain Fly will fix you up a nice plate of cod — seasoned to perfection, with a side order of slaw, heavily mayonnaise’d, lightly peppered.

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4 comments

  1. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    Danger Danger Will Robinson

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  2. duuude

    To Infinity

    And Beyond !

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  3. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    For those of you that enjoy space travel, it will be much cheaper and safer to go to a micro dosing center in the future.

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  4. sierra water

    VERI $40++ long from 1.80
    ETM getting started.
    ARDX.. Primed…

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