Listen to me small pleb,
NYC just shut down their schools because of the plague. Once this blackness infects your lungs, you’re through. It’s not a big deal, really. You can only die once and nothing could be better than departing to heaven — right Christ bros?
Nevertheless, because I am a money crazed degenerate, I acted quickly on this newz and cycled the fuck out of some of my “value stocks” and into STAY AT HOME stocks. You will all cease having fun, at once, and remain indoors wearing your masks. Once the vaccine is prepared and enough doses produced to create a profitable situation at the NIH, then and only then might you go outside again.
In short, order stuff online and watch the teevee and if you need a doctor, do it online.
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