The site is officially a teenager now and will soon start sneaking out late at night, sneaking soda pop cans into its room — making friends with porn sites. I am showing my age with dated teenage angst. Let me try it again, this time conforming with current social norms.
The site is officially a teenager now and will soon start dressing up like a girl, identifying as a female Sasquatch, sneaking powdered adderall into its room late at night — while blasting the latest K-pop single.
In an era of zero free speech, I am at least pleased to have a venue that I can visit each and every day, calling my readers “faggots” or “fucked face losers”. The stated goal of the site was lost long ago in a company fire, so I forgot why I do this everyday. I do recall in a haze one night chalking up iBC to some sort of fever dream that was going to make me billions of dollars. In the olden and more ancient days, we had lots of writers on the site and the comments section was buzzing. I do apologize for the ghost town vibe here these days, but the noise was too great and I prefer some peace and quiet. Plus, all of the chin-wagging takes place in Exodus now, where hundreds of loyal subjects pay me each month so that I can insult them and drop stock ideas onto their laps.
After we launch COCKLABS, I promise a site redesign and perhaps several new writers. This is going to be the talk of the town, BIG TITS and swinging dicks, a place where gents visit to smoke their pipes and discuss the latest whore they took a taste from. The blackness of the world has led us to this point once again and in the disgusting and vile world of finance, there aren’t any websites worth the heel of my wooden shoe.
In all seriousness, it has been my life’s honor to get up each and every day and pour my heart our into a missive that is met with absolutely zero commentary. This has been the world to me and I appreciate each and every one of you who casually click onto my blogs, read 20 words, and then log the fuck off.
To another 13 years!
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