The site is officially a teenager now and will soon start sneaking out late at night, sneaking soda pop cans into its room — making friends with porn sites. I am showing my age with dated teenage angst. Let me try it again, this time conforming with current social norms.
The site is officially a teenager now and will soon start dressing up like a girl, identifying as a female Sasquatch, sneaking powdered adderall into its room late at night — while blasting the latest K-pop single.
In an era of zero free speech, I am at least pleased to have a venue that I can visit each and every day, calling my readers “faggots” or “fucked face losers”. The stated goal of the site was lost long ago in a company fire, so I forgot why I do this everyday. I do recall in a haze one night chalking up iBC to some sort of fever dream that was going to make me billions of dollars. In the olden and more ancient days, we had lots of writers on the site and the comments section was buzzing. I do apologize for the ghost town vibe here these days, but the noise was too great and I prefer some peace and quiet. Plus, all of the chin-wagging takes place in Exodus now, where hundreds of loyal subjects pay me each month so that I can insult them and drop stock ideas onto their laps.
After we launch COCKLABS, I promise a site redesign and perhaps several new writers. This is going to be the talk of the town, BIG TITS and swinging dicks, a place where gents visit to smoke their pipes and discuss the latest whore they took a taste from. The blackness of the world has led us to this point once again and in the disgusting and vile world of finance, there aren’t any websites worth the heel of my wooden shoe.
In all seriousness, it has been my life’s honor to get up each and every day and pour my heart our into a missive that is met with absolutely zero commentary. This has been the world to me and I appreciate each and every one of you who casually click onto my blogs, read 20 words, and then log the fuck off.
To another 13 years!
Cheers.
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Happy birthday. I hope that, with your 13-years of non-PC comments, you will survive the coming purge.
Our servers are in Siberia. We’ll be fine.
Thanks for making me feel old asshole
Happy GB birthday iBC
Free RW Pelican
Screw the red Trump state of NC
Calling your readers “faggots” or “fucked face losers” is quite justified in many/most cases. They winge and moan, but how many have created their own superior sites and posted for 13 fucking years? None.
Congrats! Quite an accomplishment!
Number go up, bitches.
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ZERO, exactly
Cheers
Coming soon – No travel from town to town without FIRST applying for a travel pass.
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Happy birthday, iBankCoin.
I come here for the blog and the idiots in the comment sections. So many times I asked myself why does he even bother? How can he do this every fucking day? What about your family?
You have grit and incredible determination. Keep on keeping on brother.
Btw, why do people feel the need to add netflix to the FAAG stocks? being rhetorical…
Happy birthday iBankCunt!!
Classic.
Thank you for flavoring the word.
Onward into the sun
A Happy Birthday to iBC.
It’s been an enjoyable read over the years.
Hello former neighbor. Happy Birthday. The neighborhood misses you- almost.
By the way what am I supposed to do with those giant globes I am storing for you in my garage?
sell them on Ebay
Happy Birthday IBC! The only financial blog I read. Many laughs along the way. Also learned many creative ways to insult people! Stopping by is one of the highlights of my day. Thank you.
I’ve been a reader from before IBC. Back when you were on blogger? I believe you were known as brokerA or something like that? Good day to you fucked face.
yes and thanks to all who read me
FIG!
Happy 13th, IBC!
Thanks for everything, Dr. Fly!
Happy birthday IBC.
All the best Doc.
Been a broker for 27 years. IBC remains my #1 site. Don’t tell my clients.