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JOFUCKERY

I cannot recall the last time I got skinned alive like that. I was down sharply at the open — because in spite of what the indices read — all of the current winners like ZM were getting castrated. You know — because we cured COVID-19. Then I attempted to trade and made matters inexorably worse. My losses are so staggering, it’s hard to even believe it was a real day.

Markets jerked off for the Dow, +800, yet the NASDAQ crumbled like the piece of shit it is — off by 190.

My losses are as follows:

Trading -420bps
Quant -510bps
LT DCA: -820bps

Outrageous losses, yet I was entreated to a pastiche of ABSOLUTE FAGGOTS inside Exodus all day who must’ve been holding BA and airlines for months, boasting about 1500bps returns. Well, fuck you.

WHERE TO GO FROM HERE?

Who the fuck knows? Maybe new Hunter Biden cock pics will be released tonight, all part of the QANON plan to get Trump re-elected. Perhaps we might see some new developments in this arena and perhaps we all get JO-fucked tomorrow, amidst news of fuckery on a scale only Obama could dream of.

One thing is for certain, if this is The Era of Joe feels like — sign me the fuck off.

god damn it.

NOTE: In spite of today’s losses, my MTD returns are as follows:

Trading +0.4%
Quant +12.4%
LT DCA: +5.6%

Today’s carnage

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44 comments

  1. indexjoe

    JOEMAMA

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  2. it is showtime

    I was pretty sure, last night,
    you were setting up for the,
    ath hit on 11/9, fed dorks

    Likely predetermined through last week’s Monday jump.
    There was an observably nonorganic pattern for the week
    that the S&P hit 1666. This week, definitely, directly analogous.

    Hi inner wall st CB circle

    3660.

    I just named a number
    you cant get the S&P
    to hit. Can’t even touch.
    have a good day

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  3. metalleg

    Here’s my best bet and it’s not an equity.

    It’s a wager on Trump to win Georgia. The odds at Bovada are currently +425. I bet some earlier at +550 but it is a lock once Trump’s team get’s through tossing fraudulent ballots out.

    That’s a 425% ROI in a matter of weeks at most.

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  4. narcist

    Esper was like: “No sir, YOU ARE FIRED.” ??

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  5. heckler

    You’re quant isn’t up 12 percent

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  6. heckler

    Also JoMama

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  7. tha pirate

    First they suppressed his victory in 2016 and told us that we should #resist and NOT accept his victory; that he was ‘illegitimate’ Fakenews claiming it was ‘Russia’

    Then they suppressed his great achievements (taxes, economy, foreign, Nobel Peace Prize nominations, Crime reform & money for HBC, Jobs) through one sided media coverage

    Then they suppressed the fact that it was the Chinese Communist Party – NOT him, who covered up and allowed the Wu-Flu to spread

    Then they suppressed the truth about Ukraine while ‘resisting’ & lying about his phone call

    Then they suppressed the Hunter Biden story

    Then they suppressed the voters with fake polls that they KNEW were phony

    Then they suppressed the story of an effective vaccine BEFORE the election

    Then they suppressed in person voting so they could have sketchy ‘mail in’ votes

    Then on election night they suppressed the vote count in states where he lead, and waited to declare him the winner – and in some cases even STOPPED THE COUNT while simultaneously giving is opponent states while there were still many votes to count (and YES that includes ‘right wing’ lol Fox)

    Then they suppressed Poll watchers from the GOP (and this IS documented in videos and Affidavits) – but of course EVEN THIS evidence is suppressed by the MSM even now

    Then they censored his press secretary while she tried to present evidence in a presser by cutting her off as SHE WAS SPEAKING (Cavuto on Fox)

    Then they suppressed the numerous reports & evidence of fraud, illegal ballots, ballot harvesting, dead people ‘voting’ unsupervised (except by DEMS in the middle of the night) vote counts, DOMINIION software switching votes from Trump to Biden

    Then they allow ‘victory’ rallies, while simultaneously the mayor of DC says there can NOT be a political rally to #STOPTHESTEAL this Saturday because of Wu-Flu (which apparently ONLY infect people who support the GOP, but never riots, looting, or anti-Trump rallies).

    Guess what fellow Americans? They are suppressing YOU if you buy into this shit. Occasional Cortes has already called for a type of enemies list – and don’t think for one minute they will not steal those 2 Senate seats as well which will mean no block on packing the S. Court, adding Senate seats & permanently destroying our Constitution & nation.

    Even if you are a leftist and HATE Trump, you better recognize that once the free and fair ability to vote, speak out on Social media, have a free market and have the MSM decide who ‘wins’ YOU are in the SAME danger as your neighbor, because we are ALL Americans.

    What CAN you do? https://trumpmarch.com/

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    • narcist

      Just get yourself a gun and get it over with.

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      • richardweiner

        Niggers are rowdy and violent. They are dumber than dogs. But I don’t give up on them. I bet the Dog Whisperer could train them. If you show dominance and give them fried chicken when they behave, I bet murders and rapes would drop 90%.

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        • narcist

          Sorry, Fly. Your Fuhrer lost *bigly* and will live every moment of the rest of his life as the biggest loser in human history.

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        • narcist

          I was just joking. It was about as funny as asking people to inject bleach. (Oops.)

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        • tha pirate

          The 2 of you: 1- ‘Weiner’: I DOUBT if you are real, or IF (as many suspect here) you are simply a false flag ‘straw man’ of stupidity for the reverse racists on this board to point at and say’ ‘See? they are all ‘RACISTS!’. If you are real then you really need psychological HELP, however if this is one of the lefties here using his/her ‘other handle’ then you are guilty of EXACTLY that which you falsely accuse others and are an embarrassment to everything you say you stand for.

          2- ‘narcist’ – A) Why do you assume know anyone’s color/ethnicity on this board? Just by virtiue of peoples thoughts & ideas? Does this mean you apparently buy into “China/Burisma Biden’s” – ‘you aint black’ unless you think a certain way?
          Also, calling everyone you disagree with ‘RACIST!’, is NOT an argument based on any type of logic. Have you considered that not everything the MSM tells you on TV is reality, and that not every person thinks a certain way based on their color?
          How are you any different that “Richard Weiner” (assuming you are not the same person)?
          Maybe it’s time to turn off the whack jobs on MSM who have poisoned your mind with so much lies & hate that you have bought into the myth that EVERY person who looks a certain way drives a pickup truck & attends a Klan rally? Americans who disagree with your radical left ideas are NOT your enemy, they are simply trying to preserve OUR nation as a free & fair land of freedom & opportunity.

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          • 2 chainz

            Take a chill pill dude

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          • narcist

            Alright, let’s agree on freedom and opportunities for all. That’s why we offered America the compromise candidate named Joseph Biden during the primaries and more than 75 million of Americans think he will make America greater.

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    • metalleg

      You nailed it. Of course the retards in the room won’t debate you on the merit of your assertions. ORANGE MAN BAD!!!

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      • narcist

        More like the “retards” in the room prefer not to waste time to “debate” him on how “awesome” that abhorrent tub of lard is.

        We have wasted enough time on that subject and he was overwhelming voted out by more Americans than ever (more than 77 millions after all the votes are counted) in the history of these United States of America.

        So, to be concise, orange man is actually quite awesome. You simply won’t be able to find a more disgusting face of white supremacy to mark its last throes.

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        • metalleg

          FOUR MO’ YEARS

          get used to it

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          • narcist

            Dear Howard University Community,

            A new dawn has broken in America.

            On behalf of the entire Howard University Community, I extend a sincere congratulations to President-elect Joseph R. Biden, Jr. His life abounds with examples of the power of perseverance in overcoming a childhood disability, family poverty, and personal tragedy to devote his life to public service as a United States Senator, Vice President, and he now prepares to assume the highest office in the land. Senator Kamala Harris has swung her Howard hammer and shattered the proverbial glass ceiling into pieces that will not be put back together. In an election that saw more Americans cast a ballot than ever before, a majority of Americans have selected Vice President Biden to be the 46th President and our distinguished alumna Senator Harris to serve as the 49th Vice President of the United States.

            From her first time running for representative of the Liberal Arts Student Council as a freshman at Howard University, to the nearly 20 years she broke through barriers serving as an elected official for the residents of California, Senator Kamala Harris has demonstrated her unmatched strength, determination and leadership in fighting for the people. As the new Vice President-elect, we know she will continue advancing her vision of a nation where all people – regardless of race, creed, gender, background, or ethnicity – have access to equitable opportunities to grow and succeed. At a time when the Black community is coping with the disproportionate social and economic impacts of COVID-19, a global reckoning with systemic racism, and the loss of some of our cultural and social icons, we are proud to call Howard University alumna Kamala Harris a monumental catalyst for collective joy and positive change.

            Regardless of who you voted for I hope you would get to know HERstory, for it is indeed an important testament of what is possible in our imperfect nation even as we continue our work to build a more perfect Union for all.

            In Truth and Service,

            Wayne A. I. Frederick, M.D., MBA
            President

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    • one-eighty

      You are so gullible it’s pathetic.

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  8. richardweiner

    Niggers don’t breed like rabbits. The correct saying is rabbits breed like niggers. -Some Nigger high on crack

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  9. rigged game

    Trump announced BEFORE the election that USA would
    have a vaccine BEFORE Thanksgiving.

    But nobody listened because he lies 100% of the time.

    You sow what you reap.

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  10. emersonlakepalmer

    No Americans beheaded by incestuous muslims in last 4 years.

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    • rigged game

      Then why are we staging attacks and doing killings in
      Afghanistan and Turkey?

      Trump has “killed the No.2 ISIS leader” about 4 times.

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      • emersonlakepalmer

        staging attacks and doing killings? Trump wanted to pull ALL troops out of all those islamic shitholes which is why “mad dog” mattis quit on him. Mattis thought it would be a bad idea and it was either Trump’s way or no way. Biden proved in his 47 years of gallant service to our wonderful united steaks of america that he is a war mongering psychopath and voted in 2002 to invade iraq. Semper Fi and Happy Birthday to all my USMC brothers out there.

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  11. purdy

    Gentlemen. Gentlemen! I will descend to offer my good offices to salve this rancor by pointing out that those on each side of the above arguments have pointed out a truth.

    Narcist et al, you are right, Trump is a terrible liar/bullshitter. Pirate, you are right, the media and our tech censors are terrible liars/truth hiders. But no matter which side you hold in more disdain, don’t let your distaste for one drive you to blindly cheer for the other side.

    Trump has slaughtered lots of brown people and has behaved recklessly and in a manner that could have easily started new wars – so we are well rid of him. But the empty-headed wind-up toy Biden, with our incoming Sec of State Blinken whispering into his empty head in his role in Biden’s Foreign Relations committee, is responsible for selling wars that have killed, maimed and displaced millions of children, women, and men. And importantly for our board racist Narcist, they were people of color.

    Both sides suck due to the fact that the good-hearted American voter is largely ignorant and purposely kept that way by smarter actors with self-serving, often evil, agendas.

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  12. pouncencapture

    You have a spectacular vocabulary and have taught me a lot of word definitions… but you should look up the definition of “entreat…” Thank you.

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