iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Everyone Has COVID-19 Now

It’s the perfect assassination weapon. Sneak in a fucking super spreader with a viscous strain of COVID and decapitate the whole govt. If I were a schizo, I’d believe it. But as it stands now, it appears the DC folks around Trump fell into the trap of CORONAHOAX that so many on the right seem to believe in.

I don’t fucking get it.

So now the President has it, 3 WH reporters, Hope Hicks, Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s campaign manager and now Chris Christie, a man who has trouble breathing while sitting down.

What to make of all this?

Grim times are ahead if any of these high profile people succumb to COVID. While I’m not paranoid to get sick, I always wear my mask when outside around people (shopping, gym) and would prefer to look stupid than get sick and pass that onto my family. In an era where up is down and rioting is peaceful, it’s easy to believe or not believe in anything.

Take it from Le Fly, he is a Dr after all, wear your fucking muzzles and wash your god damned hands frequently and quit being so skeptical of everything.

However, I’m still not taking that fucking vaccine.

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18 comments

  1. my2cintz

    “…wear your fucking muzzles and wash your god damned hands frequently”

    Would’ve been nice if Trump and his minions would’ve started saying that 7 months ago instead bullying and humiliating anybody who did.

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  2. heckler

    The One Truth Catholic God anointed Amy Covid Barrett with a super spreader at her graduation party, lol!

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    • narcist

      God probably hates these hate merchants more than fags.

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      • soupbone

        You shall be saved young man believe me.

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        • narcist

          To many of us and many generations to come, the day Trump dies will be remembered as the greatest day since the Confederate States of America surrendered to the Union (i.e., Apr 9, 1865)–it will be the greatest blow to white supremacy since the founding of the Ku Klux Klan.

          Its symbolism shall not perish from the earth.

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  3. narcist

    Karma is a bitch, ain’t it?

    These obese motherfuckers are all gonna die a very painful death.

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    • soupbone

      and yours will not! or you didn’t realize.

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      • narcist

        “I can’t breathe.” Trump and Christie gasp as they die.

        Poetic justice at its finest.

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  4. Ari Baba

    I hope you’re still short

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  5. edge

    I’ll take that fuckin vaccine…but I won’t be in a hurry. I like to follow millions of Guinea pigs.

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    • soupbone

      Ah. herein lies the problem; youse actually do believe you are greater than all including mother nature.

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  6. edge

    BofA has a range of 2200-4000. I think it’s a reasonable guess. No way to nail this down.
    Happy trading.

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  7. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    I don’t want Typhoid Mary Trump to die from Covid. Prefer he gets humiliated in election and gets to see his kids get indicted for tax fraud.

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