Let me explain something to you pal. There is a common thread in the long rich history of this site. You’ve bore witness to all of my ups and downs, MASSIVE CATACLYSMS and the like. But, as always, Le Fly finds a way to win — especially when he seems to be failing badly.
Last night during the overnight session, whilst you fat American bastards slept over pounds of chopped meat, my European fan base awoken to blackened coffee and croissants and VOTED FOR LE FLY in the all important FINTWIT MADNESS poll. I had been down 300 votes and now that is gone — no thanks to any of you American reprobates.
While Cordova is certainly a worthy enemy, it was never something to be concerned with and I am delighted to see her simp fanbase on suicide watch, voicing distress on Twitter with comments like below.
How does an ugly Fly hope to beat Julia???? By being pesky and annoying??
— Richard (@pirateflyer) September 23, 2020
And for the record, Le Fly isn’t ‘ugly’ per se. I am in fact quite odious, in a gentlemanly sort of way — both malevolent and detestable, but a gentleman nonetheless. At any rate, I look forward to the next round of this ALL IMPORTANT FINTWIT contest, where I expect to douse “Uncle Rico” with some tequila and light him aflame.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter