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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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STOCKS NOT DOING MUCH, BUT THE FLY WINS AGAIN

Let me explain something to you pal. There is a common thread in the long rich history of this site. You’ve bore witness to all of my ups and downs, MASSIVE CATACLYSMS and the like. But, as always, Le Fly finds a way to win — especially when he seems to be failing badly.

Last night during the overnight session, whilst you fat American bastards slept over pounds of chopped meat, my European fan base awoken to blackened coffee and croissants and VOTED FOR LE FLY in the all important FINTWIT MADNESS poll. I had been down 300 votes and now that is gone — no thanks to any of you American reprobates.

While Cordova is certainly a worthy enemy, it was never something to be concerned with and I am delighted to see her simp fanbase on suicide watch, voicing distress on Twitter with comments like below.

And for the record, Le Fly isn’t ‘ugly’ per se. I am in fact quite odious, in a gentlemanly sort of way — both malevolent and detestable, but a gentleman nonetheless. At any rate, I look forward to the next round of this ALL IMPORTANT FINTWIT contest, where I expect to douse “Uncle Rico” with some tequila and light him aflame.

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5 comments

  1. edge

    Fly for the win! I still don’t see how you won though. She’s so hot. Maybe Europeans are gay?

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  2. edge

    Before I got sidetracked by being a smartass, I meant to say that this is one of the best short setups you’ll ever see. It may fall through, nothing is ever certain, but worth a shot.

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  3. edge

    Margin requirements getting ratcheted up.

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  4. my2cintz

    Seems like a hollow victory. She called you a “poop eating mosquito”.

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