The Rally Has Dissipated, But There is Still Hope

The Nascrack is down 200, but market breadth holds firm at a solid 50%. The likelihood of a COLLAPSE is limited to the moronic FAANNGT trade. I will have you know, I’ve been spinning like a top — trading the volatility. I am +0.45%, thanks to a pastiche of comfy trades — all done from the lower level of House Fly — the deepest and most cavernous part of the house.

While I listen to Beethoven Sym #5 and reflect upon my privilege, I am often reminded by myself that I simply do not care. While social matters are important to some, I have never felt the need to care in the least. This, as you know, makes me a miserable man — sort of like Scrooge doling out just 1 piece of coal to his terrible employee, who always wanted to go home and eat turkey while doing nothing about his poor son’s maladies.

I have trades on the front burner, burning bright and hot now — so I will cut this short. Find the will to fight on thru these trying times and always remember that Le Fly once swam inside the sewers of Brooklyn — tossing explosives inside manholes to play “step on the waterbug” game as a small boy.