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The Rally Has Dissipated, But There is Still Hope

The Nascrack is down 200, but market breadth holds firm at a solid 50%. The likelihood of a COLLAPSE is limited to the moronic FAANNGT trade. I will have you know, I’ve been spinning like a top — trading the volatility. I am +0.45%, thanks to a pastiche of comfy trades — all done from the lower level of House Fly — the deepest and most cavernous part of the house.

While I listen to Beethoven Sym #5 and reflect upon my privilege, I am often reminded by myself that I simply do not care. While social matters are important to some, I have never felt the need to care in the least. This, as you know, makes me a miserable man — sort of like Scrooge doling out just 1 piece of coal to his terrible employee, who always wanted to go home and eat turkey while doing nothing about his poor son’s maladies.

I have trades on the front burner, burning bright and hot now — so I will cut this short. Find the will to fight on thru these trying times and always remember that Le Fly once swam inside the sewers of Brooklyn — tossing explosives inside manholes to play “step on the waterbug” game as a small boy.

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5 comments

  1. benbernanke2020

    what would it take for your balls to grow and you to go short 20000 NQ contracts ?

    ill buy your book and read up on whether a young fly really wished to trade like a nimble portfolio manager in and out of 2% max positions in shitty companies he doesnt even believe in or respects

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  2. benbernanke2020

    best market in the world and the fed injecting 35b into the market a day and you scalp +0.35% of your day trading account ??

    youve got the world in your palm and yet your hand shake fly

    youre the real piker next to the big league traders

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  3. benbernanke2020

    OH EXCUSE ME I meant to type 0.45% i neglected 0.10 bps of your astounding profits….

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  4. benbernanke2020

    what do you have to lose ?? are you that attached to your wife and kids ?

    put your account on the table and go find a new broad and make some new kids if you mess it up. damn it, do the same if you win for all i care.

    the best you can do is pump out stocklab and hope youll get it sold to a california vc-fag ?

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  5. benbernanke2020

    i cant figure out how you got there. you cover your kids and wife every expense i believe ? you do sound like youre growing some entitled brats driving them around in your shitty mercedes

    go buy a mclaren and hit that mid life crisis up front mr fly

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