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Le Fly is Becoming a MASTER Tennis Player

As you grow fat and old, shriveling away in the dust, Le Fly is virile — playing tennis each and every day. I’ve become agile again — a true athlete amongst athletes.

This evening I took my entire family to the local court. Unfortunately, I have not chosen a country club to join yet, so I am relegated to the plebeian courts for now. At any rate, we played doubles and my team won every game. Then we played singles, and I won every game.

A MASTER AMONGST RANK AMATEURS, but master nonetheless.

On Tuesday I resume my private tutoring sessions, as I attempt to apply my natural born athletic talents to this new sport. By my accounting, with some hard work and effort, I will be 3.0 NTRP inside 3 months.

As for stocks, going higher — what else is new? Do we even need to discuss?

I had a mixed past two weeks, but this is normal for me. Very soon I will ignite again, halt and catch fire, and break necks all the way to the finish line.

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3 comments

  1. heckler

    I guess tennis is kinda cool. Good on ya Fly

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  2. tradercaddy

    “As you grow fat and old, shriveling away in the dust….”
    Funny you should say that.
    You just described about a third of the doubles tennis folks I play with.
    I even have nicknames for them (not to their face), like “Diabetes Steve”, “Fatso Frank”, “Hopalong Harry”, etc.
    Fly- Look for the ones with clay courts. Your knees and hips will appreciate it as you get to Medicare age (sooner than you think).

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  3. ericbakerbruce

    Tennis Science For Tennis Players by Howard Brody. Read it and thank me later.

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