iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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THIS IS THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT I AM

See pal, some people SHRINK from adversity and crawl into small spaces to cry about their plight. Others, such as myself, rise to the occasion and take that bitch of a whore market and do some bidding.

I was getting bid all day long, starting with the faggots at SONO. I since then REVERSED my losses and barely lost any money for the day.

My new streaking is much more conducive with net worth.

CLSK +8.2%
LI +12.3%
VRM +8.8%
LMND +5%
FNKO +2%
Z +1.5%
XNET +8.5%
MARA +5%
(HBI -2.6%)

I didn’t take time away from the screen, but resiliently PRESSED THE FUCKING RAM TO THE WALL AND WON.

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18 comments

  1. spaceman

    It’s all good for me because I am ALL in with my 3 MONSTER BOXES
    SILVER $30!!! SILVER $30!!! SILVER $30!!! SILVER $30!!! SILVER $30!!! SILVER $30!!! SILVER $30!!! SILVER $30!!! SILVER $30!!! SILVER $30!!! SILVER $30!!! SILVER $30!!!

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    • atlasvicious

      Spaceman, when silver passes $150/ounce next year, what will you do for fun?

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      • spaceman

        I am going to wait a couple more years before paying off the $20,000 collateral loan with hopefully $10,000 gold.

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        • ha

          ” last month’s big move in gold was the 23rd best spot monthly return for gold

          Let that sink in.

          We are far from the top in gold.”

          Katusa Research

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    • bob smith

      Spaced out man: Your “loot” amounts to 60K give or take. That’s pocket change in these halls and not really worth wasting digital ink over.

      Is your full-time job collecting returnable cans in ditches? Just curious.

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      • spaceman

        I am waiting for the collapse so that my life doesn’t seem so bad compared to others.

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  2. bob smith

    All in good fun Spaceman. The collapse is coming but I hope your happiness doesn’t depend on how much money you have or how miserable others are.

    Peace.

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    • bravo

      Truer words have never been spoken.

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    • spaceman

      Thanks and no harm for anyone else as far as I’m concerned just feel good about helping myself right now.

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      • alty

        I feel good about not having to read your posts in all caps this time

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        • heckler

          True. Fatty goose liver, croissant and cheese is better than processed shit 100 percent I agree

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    • purdy

      You have a weird idea of “fun” asshole.

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  3. ha

    There are 39 countries where the life expectancy is greater than 80 years, and the United States is not one of them.
    In fact, the U.S. ranks 46th with an overall life expectancy of 79.11 years.

    We can be proud for our efforts!

    Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser.

    Vince Lombardi

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    • ericbakerbruce

      Could it be that all the inner city hoodlums are killing each other and skewing the results here in the US? That said, I do see a lot of fat people walking around thanks to Coca Cola and Betty Crocker. It’s an individual effort. Doesn’t really matter where you live. If you stuff your fat chin with Twinkies and French Fries and wash it down with a Jack n’ Coke, then follow it up with a Marlboro, chances are you’re not going to be healthy no matter where you live.

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      • heckler

        WRONG. They basically do that in France the difference is they don’t work until 10 or 11am. They have health care and vacation. They walk a lot and don’t sweat the stupid shit bozo

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        • alty

          Meh. They don’t eat nearly as much processed crap out of
          boxes, bags, and cans as we do.

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      • hidden hills

        Don’t forget the 50,000 kids overdosing deaths every year. Messes up the numbers

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  4. ha

    Ignorance prevails

    Idiots can’t tell the difference between Norway’s flag and the Confederate flag

    https://www.sovereignman.com/trends/ignorance-prevails-again-28510/?utm_medium=email&utm_source=sm_notes&utm_campaign=notes&utm_content=20200807_linkfest

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