iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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SWITCHED IT UP, TRYING TO AVOID BEING A MORON

I came back from vacation with the longest cock on the planet. On Monday I was gleefully laughing with a chest filled with hubris, overseeing my wins, which were as bountiful as they were plentiful. The results since then have been nothing short of ruinous.

I now find myself in the unfortunate position of a trading slump, booking loss after loss in what seems to be an endless cascade into the netherworld. I am of course peppered with the occasional 6% win, just enough to keep my confidence afloat. My certitude of intra day trading has halted and I’ve cleaned out most of those stocks in exchange for some larger cappped varietals. Immediately upon doing this, I was ENTREATED to a most unfortunate earnings fumble by the retards at SONOS. Apparently selling speakers to an arrested audience is too much for those cock grabbers to handle.

I also have several small caps that are in fact knifing lower in the after hours, placing yours truly in a reprehensible mood.

I shall now seek revenge and the saltiness of my demeanor should increase exponentially as I endeavor to achieve this. Markets are for fucking. You’re either doing the bidding or getting bid. I will proceed with caution tomorrow and attempt to regain a semblance of normalcy, especially since I closed the day 100% long.

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10 comments

  1. spaceman

    LOOK BEING A MORON IS FINE I MEAN LOOK AT ME I’VE BEEN A MORON FOR THE PAST FEW DECADES UNTIL JUST LATELY

    GOLD RECORD HIGHS!!!GOLD RECORD HIGHS!!!GOLD RECORD HIGHS!!!GOLD RECORD HIGHS!!!GOLD RECORD HIGHS!!!GOLD RECORD HIGHS!!! GOLD RECORD HIGHS!!!GOLD RECORD HIGHS!!! GOLD RECORD HIGHS!!! GOLD RECORD HIGHS!!!

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  2. alty

    267 new 52 wk highs on the Nasdaq today. Most since mid January and more than the February peak.

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  3. indexjoe

    Fucking A man

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  4. richardweiner

    I seen on the Tucker Carlsen news hour that black people smell because they excrete poop out of their skin. That is what gives them their poop skin appearance. Tomorrow he is doing a show on how black people have fur instead of hair.

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    • peaches

      FAKE NEWS.

      It’s not poop.

      it’s chocolate.

      You’ve slurped on enough black dicks to know this Richie.

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    • spaceman

      LOOK BEING A MORON IS FINE I MEAN LOOK AT richardweiner HE’s BEEN A MORON FOR THE PAST FEW DECADES UNTIL JUST LATELY

      GOLD RECORD HIGHS!!!GOLD RECORD HIGHS!!!GOLD RECORD HIGHS!!!GOLD RECORD HIGHS!!!GOLD RECORD HIGHS!!!GOLD RECORD HIGHS!!! GOLD RECORD HIGHS!!!GOLD RECORD HIGHS!!! GOLD RECORD HIGHS!!! GOLD RECORD HIGHS!!!

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  5. ha

    Are cryptos a USD hedge?
    According to Martin Armstrong, No.

    imho Armstrong does a lot of good work and analysis. He makes legitimate points; but in this area I believe I understand more than he does and I am betting against him.

    https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/world-news/cryptocurrency/is-cryptocurrencies-really-a-hedge-against-the-dollar/

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    • ha

      Also, cryptos are extremely diverse. Many are centralized and can have their headquarters easily shut down and executives arrested.

      Others seem quite resistant to the simple, smash the door down and grab the servers strategy.
      Place your bets.

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  6. ha

    All shitcoins matter

    some more then [sic] others

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