All my life I’ve been doing it wrong. Riding the bicycle has been a fun avocation of mine for years — first as a boy and now as an adult. About 5 years ago I bought myself a proper mountain bike, CANNONDALE, and used it for exercise. But truthfully, I never enjoyed the whole peddling uphill ordeal, instead favoring the quick downhill spills and hairpin turns at high rates of speed.
After I returned home, I never said to myself ‘boy that was some good exercise — I should do more of that uphill shit.” The only pleasures taken from cycling was the journey and the sites and sometimes the scents of flowers and trees blossoming. I’ve never liked, nor aimed to, accomplish my fitness goals via the fucking bicycle.
This past Father’s Day, for the first time, I embarked on the ELECTRICAL BIKE experience, or some hipsters call it “e-bikes.”
SOLD IMMEDIATELY.
There’s no discussion needed or a difficult sales pitch. How much is it? Yes, I will take two, thank you.
During my e-bike journey, I could’ve smoked cigars and had martinis whilst passing BIKINGFAGS who worked really really hard until their hearts explodes. I side-eyed those fucks and said aloud “TO YOUR LEFT”, much to their chagrin. In this day and age, there’s no need to cycle like a fool. In China, most people use the e-bike to get around, casting aside their rusted old ten-speeds — because they’re stupid and antiquated.
As we get older and lose the desire to CYCLE UPHILL, there is an different way to go about it — the lazy way — the fucking e-bike, or ELECTRIC BICYCLE as gen-xers like to say.
You’re welcomed.
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Which one did you get?
That’s awesome, never knew you were into MTB. Been my jam for a while. Also not a huge fan of uphills, but I would feel like a worthless piece of shit if I skipped them. Mountain Biking is my favorite sport because:
a) Exciting
b) Nature and shit
c) I rarely need to interact with other people/morons
d) I can piss whenever/wherever i want to
e) I can take a break and get stoned anytime I want, which makes the experience even better
We need you here dearly, please don’t fly off the handle, downhill on your e bike.
Seniors and RV people use e-bikes. Have you arrived early?
Fly on a moped… LOL.
Do you have the cool long flexible pole with a flag on the back too?
What’s next, a motorized wheelchair?
What public companies are selling e-bikes?
Scott Adams already told me.
‘ never had the slightest interest in long distance street biking.
Mountain biking – much more interesting and challenging.
On your left.
oops forgot to mention,
covid case spiking – ok
HOW MANY WERE TESTED?
never mentioned
lets say
yesterday you tested 100; 3 positive
today you tested 5,000; 54 positive – CASES SPIKING!
A lot of countries are testing MORE people than the US, and guess what, THEY ARE FINDING FEWER CASES!
The US is being overrun because of the lying fat fuck and the lying fat fucks who support him.
We also have many more evil fucks who want to use COVID as a weapon to get people killed than the rest of the world:
https://www.newsweek.com/alabama-state-senator-covid-cases-spike-1516928
The Klansmen were the original domestic terrorists of America. Their descendants are doing their damn best to keep the family business alive.
ok fair enough
What countries?
How many tested?
How many were positive?
This is a financial site. Show the numbers.
PS
You realize there are over 60 different tests.
UK 16,620 tests/100k
US 12,130 tests/100k
UK 424 cases/100k
US 962 cases/100k
There are lots of different tests, lots of different ways of counting cases so all the stats are for general information only.
Point being that the surge in US cases is real, not an artifact and that the lying fat fuck could have saved a lot of lives but he didn’t.
Links please
https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/coronavirus/covid-19-curves-compare-canada-and-other-key-nations-1.4881500?fbclid=IwAR2MqeTfckA7ZVvijUAZ01AgO2HDoC5Rbm_ckkKzmLRbbiB5T-EwyNJBepY
https://www.statista.com/statistics/1104645/covid19-testing-rate-select-countries-worldwide/
MAGA
This ginger haired guy is one of the leading Soros/Koch backed critical rape theorists.
Wake up. The Fly preaches a false dogma that you should worship Satan, rape little boys, and eat soy so you grow up to like little boys like him.
Well not today Satan. You and your fire red ginger hair. Well we all know what ginger is an anagram for.
1776
“Soros/Koch backed”
you make Alex Jones look like a sane individual
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