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CLOWNS TRADING IN A CLOWN WORLD

The market is up 700 because retail sales were up 17%, after dropping 100% the previous quarter. Also, we have found a CURE for COVID-19, DEXAMETHASONE — a steroid that costs $60. HYDROXYFAGS BTFO. It was all so serious, but now it’s cured — but please do not take your fucking masks off.

In NYC, they warned folks from the Hamptons about social distancing. Apparently, the same rules do not apply to the 20,000 people who rallied for BLACK TRANS folks. I do believe the entire population of BLACK TRANS people in America is less than 5,000.

We have various sets of rules for various groups of people. We are, more or less, all equal — more or less. There are some PUNITIVE actions against some amongst us — such as saying insensitive things. If you say something hurtful, you will be killed. By killed, I merely mean life ruined, FIRED from job, all future jobs CANCELED, forced to live a life as a hobo working odd jobs near the railroad. If you’re not up to speed yet, this is America — the final stage of the empire in decline — taken down by BARBARIAN HORDES.

I cleared out my account today, took bountiful profits, and now have two longs and several shorts.

BTW: I get a lot of emails about Exodus and if it’s worth $60 per month. Well, like DEXAMETHASONE, it will save your life — so yes. Very worth it, believe me.

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16 comments

  1. trumpmeister

    Market will get juiced until Independence Day.

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    • tradercaddy

      What happens if Independence Day is cancelled de facto by the self rightous mob?
      It’s a racist holiday celebrated in a racist country don’t you know.

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      • peaches

        Nope. Just Columbus day.

        Celebrating what is written in the declaration is why Columbus day is racist.

        This shit is quite simple.

        Stop getting it twisted.

        Perhaps you should re-read the declaration this July 4th

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        • tradercaddy

          Not what the mob says. The anti-semetic Black Lives Matter and their wacked out allies say the Declaration of Independence is sexist, racist, and bigoted.

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          • edge

            So the far left BLM doesn’t like Jews, just like the far right.
            They can’t catch a break.

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          • peaches

            And you spoke to the mob?

            Or did Tucker tell you this?

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          • narcist

            Or Rush? Or Candace Owens? Or maybe the newsletter from John Birch Society or his local Klan chapter?

            Hard to tell.

            There are way too many right-wing outlets that make shit up.

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          • narcist

            But, then again, I am very patient and so should you.

            On some sunny day in the foreseeable future, you will get to piss on their graves too.

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    “That is certainly not our intention,” Powell replied.

    (Raucous Laughter)

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  3. tradercaddy

    to edge- I don’t like to link articles but in this case you won’t read about it in the NY Times,hear it on PBS,etc. etc. because it doesn’t fit the narrative they want folks to know.
    And remember the JPost and especially the Times of Isarel are left leaning papers. There are many links but here are just a couple.
    https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/antisemitism/anti-racism-protesters-in-paris-yell-dirty-jews-at-counter-protesters-631379
    https://www.timesofisrael.com/la-jews-take-stock-after-george-floyd-protests-batter-local-institutions/
    https://www.israelhayom.com/2020/06/10/radical-groups-co-opt-black-lives-matter-movement-to-target-israel/

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    • peaches

      I’ll get worried when a BLM clown decides to shoot up a synagogue on a Saturday morning.

      So far it’s been a uniquely right wing Trump supporter phenomenon.

      Marching with tiki torches whilst whining about Jews owning everything… Right wing Trump fans

      Kicking over Jewish tombstones… Right wing Trump fans

      In high school the Jew jokes came exclusively from the working class white kids.

      Haaretz is the only left leaning Israeli newspaper.

      If JPost is a left wing newspaper then what is the right wing newspaper?

      The Talmud?

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  4. peaches

    Read the Gospel of John. Then try and tell me where anti-semitism comes from.

    Nation of Islam isn’t 2000 years old. They have burned down 0 Jewish villages. They have burned down 0 synagogues.

    Seriously does anyone on this website know anything about medieval history besides Braveheart???

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  5. tradercaddy

    When the personal insults starts showing up I know that person has no reasonable addition to a discussion.
    And by the way you don’t know my background (Fly can infer) or what my family may have experienced 70-75 years ago.
    P.S.When I said the two papers were left leaning I did mean that in a positive light. They are liberal in the sense of being open minded and understand there can can be a reasonable opposing argument in certain matters. Old school liberals like a Hubert Humphrey or Tip O’Neill or a JFK or a RFK none of whom would associate with today’s “progressive” Maoists who want to shut opposing views down, throw bricks at them and get them fired.

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