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I LOOTED WALL STREET FOR FLOYD TODAY

Enough of you rich fuckers. I took to the internet and RANSACKED Wall Street in honor of George Floyd today. You can try to stop me — but I don’t think you can do it. I have a gang of traders in the Pelican Room and we’re like minded in our purpose to TAKE WHAT WE DESERVE and much more.

Here are today’s booked trades. I have many more on the books now and I intend on taking profits soon on those as well.

ETSY +2%
(AMC -5.3%)
(ASRT -3%)
OSTK +3.9%
GLUU +4.1%
INMD +1.3%
ALDX +6.4%

Truth is, this is the best thing to ever happen to America, at this current time. None of the inventory was moving due to COVID-19, so now we get to RESTOCK everything and insuranceFAGS will foot the bill. Everything melted up today — because the malaise of the quarantine has been SHOCKED out of us and now people don’t give a fuck about catching the airborne aids and have taken to the streets to destroy America.

Burn the fucking flag. Burn the streets and the buildings and tear down those god damned monuments. But know this, no matter how hard you try, you will never be able to raze Wall Street.

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13 comments

  1. reversion

    No riot names Fly? You get weak kneed?

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  2. tradercaddy

    It’s a shame that the urban undocumented shoppers (looters) have pushed aside the urban outdoorsmen (people)(homeless).
    Where are they going to sleep now that the flames and noise will keep them awake.

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  3. peaches

    ha look. Here I am talking conspiracies and Fortune wrote about it weeks ago.

    For the past decade, the big U.S. banks have endured arduous annual Federal Reserve “stress tests” gauging their strength to weather another Great Recession–like crisis. Critics groused that forcing financial titans to build gigantic war chests—modeled to withstand a replay of double-digit joblessness and an eight-point drop in GDP—was unnecessarily cautious. But, lo and behold, banks are suddenly confronted with a scenario even worse than the regulators’ worst case. “The banks were kicking and screaming while the government made them build capital and liquidity,” says Mike Mayo, an analyst with Wells Fargo. “But that’s why they’re in such good shape today.”

    https://fortune.com/longform/coronavirus-banks-big-four-stimulus-recession-covid-19/

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  4. soupbone

    A lockdown impacting large numbers of people who are not sick gets on peoples nerves. Loss of income stuck at home and so on, leads to I don’t care about the virus. The lockdown is a big contributor to the riotous behaviour.

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    • purdy

      Maybe the lock down was a tiny contributor to the wide-spread violent looting, but for most, if their cilia brush up against the prospect for free Nikes, they’ll break a window.

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  5. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    Reading Fly’s twitter feed without an account, Jesus. So glad I killed my twitter handle too. The sites nothing but toked out radicals screaming under vids of DC police and national guardsmen about how “Republicans will own this!”.

    Yeah dipshits. They will. Trump just won reelection this week you fucking shit for brains. Who votes for race riots?

    Democrats have spent the last decade not just tolerating these forces – anarchists, socialists, radicals – but actively nurturing them. Back when the Nazi human garbage was marching around VA, incredulous New York Times reporters shrieked about “both sides”. Only one side was evil, they screamed, and failure to embrace Antifa was clear evidence the right are secret white supremacists or whatever.

    Well guess what? Those profiles in courage just burned down your fucking city because your mayor is super woke. Enjoy the fruits of their labors asshats.

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    • narcist

      You summarize the latest Rush Limbaugh talking points very well. I mean it. You do the best job among the Boogaloo boys of iBC. Indeud.

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      • Mr. Cain Thaler
        Mr. Cain Thaler

        I think you’ll find the formerly gun control friendly suburbanites scrambling to buy an AR-15 are not thinking of this as a “Republican talking point.”

        “Suburbs burn. Republicans pounce.”

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    • purdy

      The people running the place are still getting richer and may be just fine with distraction of race riots. Don’t know if they care if it’s Trump/Pence or Biden/Vag. Anyway, I won’t again underestimate the power of state media – the people who programmed the nation to go to war in Iraq. They’ll get what they want. And if they don’t, they’ll JFK the result and get what they want.

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  6. helicopter ben

    Making money is for facists. I lost money today to honor Rev. George Floyd.

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  7. jbandy

    I’m buying Corning (GLW). From now on, companies will buy gorilla glass for their storefronts.

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  8. dipeti3415

    My last month paycheck was for 11000 dollars… All i did was simple online work from comfort at home for 3-4 hours/day that I got from this agency I discovered over the internet and they paid me for it 95 bucks every hour==?HERE………..> www.money87.com  

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  9. dipeti3415

    I just bought a brand new BMW after having made $6375 this past one month and just over 12k last 4 week. This is the best and most financially rewarding job I’ve ever had. I actually started this few Weeks ago and almost immediately started to bring home minimum 74BUCKS p/h…………..…====?? Read More   

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