Long small caps, short tera caps.
I closed out the session 50% cash, ending the day with a flurry of buys — the very worst stocks money can buy. If you doubt my market hand and excellence, I implore you to fade me. Bet against me and end up on the ass-end of the soup line.
Today’s booked trades, all overnighters.
In case you still want to talk shit from the Peanut Gallery of obscurity, here are my last 25 trades.
GUSH – wash
THAT’S WHO I AM and you’re nothing. Good Father? Fuck you — go home and play with your kids.
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