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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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PREPARE FOR GRANDE ACTS OF MAGIC!

Long small caps, short tera caps.

I closed out the session 50% cash, ending the day with a flurry of buys — the very worst stocks money can buy. If you doubt my market hand and excellence, I implore you to fade me. Bet against me and end up on the ass-end of the soup line.

Recap.

Today’s booked trades, all overnighters.

AMC +23%
SKT +15.8%
KSS +13%
MITT +11%
MGM +3.9%
NYMT +1.9%
GOOS +1.3%

In case you still want to talk shit from the Peanut Gallery of obscurity, here are my last 25 trades.

GUSH – wash
(FAZ -3.8%)
PE +12.9%
TECL +3.6%
SQ +2.5%
KL +5.6%
AU +5.1%
BYND +2.7%
LPI +31.5%
NUGT +3%
RIOT +9.7%
(FAZ -3.4%)
(TZA -6%)
CAR +9.6%
NMRK +11.7%
FL +6.9%
DRH +2.5%
(BORR -6.5%)
AMC +23%
SKT +15.8%
KSS +13%
MITT +11%
MGM +3.9%
NYMT +1.9%
GOOS +1.3%

THAT’S WHO I AM and you’re nothing. Good Father? Fuck you — go home and play with your kids.

You can also buy some freshly minted iBC TRUCKER HATS, for those interested in HIGH FASHION. It’s important for all of you to wear our GARB whilst watering the lawn or partaking in random jostling with the neighbors, in order to spread my brand of propaganda. Of course I do this with a warm and kind and most generous heart, but sometimes I must scold you and perform acts of magic to awe the audience back into compliance. This is one of those occasions, as I feel nothing can stop me and I am quite literally impervious to market losses. My benevolence is without boundaries.

Good Day.

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20 comments

  1. francis

    @Fly. If you like Jane Birkin, you should listen to some of Charlotte Cardin’s stuff.

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  2. richardweiner

    There once was a blogger named The Fly
    He blogged about percentage gains in penny stocks and his grandpa with no eyes
    He isn’t a smart Jew
    Just a scam artist like Tom Vu
    He is as much of an expert as Bill Nye

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  3. tjnyt

    Had my best trading day so far; AA,AAL,BA,APA,BA,BUD,DAL,GE,HOG,LVS,MRO,M,MAC,SLG,SABR,SPG,STWD,UAL. Sold banks eary yesterday.

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  4. Mr. Cain Thaler

    AMC theaters drops all Universal Studios films, threat rings hollow since AMC will not exist by next year.

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-28/amc-theaters-drop-universal-movies-as-trolls-fight-escalates?srnd=premium

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  5. roguewave

    Above my paygrade but PlanB projects BTC price in 2020–2024: $288K

    https://medium.com/@100trillionUSD/bitcoin-stock-to-flow-cross-asset-model-50d260feed12

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    • metalleg

      Wrong Bitcoin though. That Bitcoin BTC is a piece of shit with no utility.

      Understand this…

      When Bitcoin was created based on the white paper, it adhered to the vision of Satoshi Nakamoto, whoever the fuck that is. BTC forked from that vision and Bitcoin Cash (BCH) continued on that path. BTC retained the name and the trading symbol but it no longer followed on the original path set out by its creator. Then, some time later, BCH forked away from Satoshi’s white paper leaving Bitcoin Satoshi Vision to carry on with the original design based on the white paper.

      What most don’t understand is that BSV is indeed Bitcoin as its supposed to be, pure and unadulterated.

      You can buy the real Bitcoin right now for less than $200. Or buy the fucked up one for $7,700. You’re choice.

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      • roguewave

        You may be right and BSV may outperform; I’m certainly not smart enough to know.
        I’m just betting on the larger market cap of BTC which is 41x BSV. I don’t think either are going away at this point.

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        • peaches

          He was talking BCH not BSV.

          But I agree. I have this argument with the crypto nerds on reddit. crypto people know nothing about economics.

          BCH or BSV might be the real fucking deal but who cares

          The best coin is the coin the market says is the best, and if the market changes its mind, BCH/BSV will start reflecting that.

          The crypto dudes who know all the details that separate these coins dont realize ONE BIG THING ABOUT MARKETS

          The coin that “wins” will be decided by old rich people running pension funds and financial institutions who decide to

          “try out .05% of capital in this new fangled crypto space because treasuries are paying shit so lets fucking see what happens”

          My cousin is not asking about anything else but BTC. When they pull the trigger they will buy the #1 coin or a mkt cap weighting of the top 10 or 5.

          Nobody cares about “payment”

          its all about what coin has been around the longest and has made the most millionaires.

          Most everybody out there is buying cryptocurrency with the plan of selling it for USD

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      • peaches

        making people millionaires is a utility. nobody cares about payment. pension funds are not going to buy BTC so they can pay salaries and pensions with it…

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  6. silax31271

    I am making 10,000 Dollar at home own laptop .Just do work online 4 to 6 hour proparly . so i make my family happy and u can do……..Here is I started,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,w­­­­­w­­­­­w­­­­­.­­­­­N­­­­­e­­­­­w­­­­­a­­­­­y­­­­­9­­­­­.­­­­­c­­­­­o­­­­­­­­­­m­­­­­

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      Yeah me to.

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      • Po Pimp

        too

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        • tradercaddy

          I be a looser. Me only make $9,000 Yankee Dollars a day but me work 8 hour day. Me have to borrow a laptop and use wi fi at Starbucks. Me po but proud. I give my bank info to siax31271 and U teach me better. Okay?

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        • ericbakerbruce

          me too, but i only work about 2 hours

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  7. tjnyt

    Another great day shaping up for me will liquidate A_Z.

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  8. tha pirate

    What yee think? Was that just more acts of fuckery by the laddies at the W.H.O. last week in regards to GILD laddies?

    Those scurvy swabs! Arrr…..

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  9. tradercaddy

    Sold 75% of the HAL,SLB,XES and OIH and XLE energy etfs accumulated over the last 3 weeks. It should be illegal to make 50%+ in a few weeks time.
    Bought GDX and GDXJ on the dip this AM. This could be the time (finally) for silver as expectations for equity liquidation was hold this metal back and with the gold/silver ratio back at historic levels, this could be it (until it isn’t).

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