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TRUMP SUSPENDS ALL IMMIGRATION INTO US; N. KOREAN LEADER IN ‘GRAVE DANGER’

It’s happening.

And this.

And this.

Futures have taken a turn lower, off by 200. The KOSPI is down by 2.5%. My spidey senses predict the Return of the Bear is here. Get your affairs in order.

UPDATE: N. KOREAN LEADER IS IN FACT BRAIN DEAD — NBC

UPDATE: Apparently, NBC is full of shit. Kim Jong Un is healthier than ever!

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26 comments

  1. narcist

    Meh. Weak tea.

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  2. i_am_nemo

    Oh-noesss. I’m so sorry he’s sick. Probably went to Disneyworls incognito.

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    • i_am_nemo

      This is ridiculous. There is going to be a real humanitarian crisis in Puerto Rico, Virgin Islands Cuba, Haiti, Dominican Republic etc… soon. Tourism is 1/3 of their economy.

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  3. narcist

    At least Governor Kemp is re-opening the massage parlors (and bowling alleys).

    That’s real progress.

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  4. deltasmuggler

    Hahahaha the updates

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  5. deltasmuggler

    Watching /NQ n /YM into the early hours, no sleep tonight

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  6. awanka

    Is this a big deal? It seems like a big thing. It’s hard to tell this year.

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  7. i_am_nemo

    Dennis Rodman called him. It’s all good.

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    • tradercaddy

      Not only did he call him but Dennis Rodman was the surgeon at the request of N. Korea. The word is that the Dear Leader Kim Jong-un wanted surgery to add about 8 inches to his height so he too could be in the NBA.

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  8. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Take it from someone who once got cut in half from an oil trade gone spectacularly wrong.

    Unless you have a license to handle oil and a physical storage tank up to code and you’re going to literally drive to Cushing, OK…

    …just walk away.

    There are a handful of oil names – massive global behemoths like XOM – that are only tentatively dangerous to buy. Otherwise, the whole space can go bankrupt and probably will.

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  9. itsgold

    Don’t worry. Trump’s got JPOW on speed dial by now.

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  10. Mr. Cain Thaler

    The Gold to Silver ratio is opening back up, now 113, near recent highs. This happens in flights to safety although I don’t quite understand why. I guess it’s easier to walk around with $10k in glld stuffed in your pants than $10k in silver…

    I was going to bet against this spread (people were obviously starting trades against it over the last 3 weeks) but – I don’t know – it just felt too soon. We look to be heading lower now and so I expect it to widen again, perhaps even making new highs.

    I’ll be looking to make an options trade against it sometime this summer or early fall.

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  11. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Don’t mind me, I’m just going to be over here smoking cigars and clutching these $SPXS lotto tickets all day…

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  12. tradercaddy

    Grabbed some more HAL,SLB,VDE (oil majors) etf.

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  13. tradercaddy

    … and XOP etf (oil explorers) etf.

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    • snoozemr

      MS much safer buy at 37.26. will continue to buy in weakness into its ex date next week.

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