iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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MY TIME OUT HAS ENDED — BEHOLD THESE GAINS

You rotten sons a bitches. I stepped out for 2 hrs and markets RIPPED +1,000 points of DOW. The JETS AND M sales were done in error, as hindsight is now my guide. But that’s only part of the narrative. Le Fly had other IRONS IN THE FIRES that he has since relinquished, shifting, rather shift-fully, into a 90% cash position.

HERE WERE THE RESULTS

SBSW +24.5%
GRPN +20.5%
BIDU +4.7%
LK +11.1%
RGLD +23%
GOLD +14.7%
AG +9%
SAND +16%

See pal, that’s who I am and you’re nothing. Good Father? FUCK YOU GO HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR KIDS.

It’s funny, really, you sitting there judgmentally looking to fuck with me and then I post these GAINS, all verified and legitimized by the thousand trader army I have inside Exodus. That’s really all there is to it. Is there anything else to say?

For my next trick, a BIG BALL’D approach to bear market rallies.

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4 comments

  1. heckler

    Massive YOLO opportunities here

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  2. ericbakerbruce

    shoulda stayed in RGLD and watch your 23% gain go to 2,300% in a year or so

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