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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Markets Take Traders on Rollercoaster Session, Ends +1,100

Lots of ways to trade this wrong today. Fortunately for me, everything I did was right. From short to long to ALL IN, Le Fly (as he’s popularly known in France) banked immeasurable amounts of coin. It’s important for you to understand this, no one fucks this market better than me.

I banged out TZA for +4.7% and swung around like a barbarian and ripped out nearly +18 in SOXL. I ended the session a supreme winner, led by a double dicked sized position in FRO. That’s right, +28% for the day. I told you, literally, told you.

I don’t fuck with you faggots on the free site anymore, out of respect for Exodus members. I used to cheapen my tightly honed skills by offering free advice to losers sloppily hanging out in my comments section and often felt like committing murder against many of you. Those days are long gone, as I cater to a sophisticated group of gentry, all like minded and who also wear top hats and swing around canes.

The market might go higher from here?

WILL GO HIGHER.

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11 comments

  1. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Has anyone even bothered justifying these massive selloffs in DOW and CTVA, with their international competition stranded overseas and their input costs spiraling to $0.00, or does just no one care?

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  2. it is showtime

    Apparently,
    I was right when I said ……. Other-Side-Of-The-Mountain

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    • it is showtime

      _October 16, 2019
      _it is showtime
      _This fiery graph:
      _https://www.multpl.com/shiller-pe
      _other side of the mountain
      _ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2019/10/16/deathday-for-saas/#comment-564153

      multpl.com/shiller-pe

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  3. awanka

    …and gentlepigs.

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  4. worldinmy3y3s

    hey Fly I was just wondering is it your faggy voice on the Exodus v1 YT preview?

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  5. og

    Looks like short covering into that press conference. This is like the China trade deal BS all over again.

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  6. jbandy

    Hope you locked in those gains—futures are down 500+ right now.

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  7. metalleg

    Who fell for the hot oven trick?

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