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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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BULL MARKETS ARE FUN AND EASY TO TRADE

I acquired 8 or so new stocks today. These are my last handful of closed trades.

TLRY +28.6%
MNK +34%
AAOI +16.8%
KRTX +8.9%
(LABD -8%)
(SOHU -9.5%)
FTSV +9.2%
MTCH +2.5%
NOAH +3.4%
SAIL +2.2%
NET – wash
BILL +5.7%
(JMIA -4.7%)
NFLX +0.9%
RPAY – wash

Easy come, easy come. You can attempt to match me trade for trade; but I’m built for extreme winship. It’s hard to beat someone speeding thru worm holes in a fucking space capsule. Let’s not get into the minutia of the moment, philosophic dribblings of morons. You’re doing well in the market? Naturally you’re doing well. It’s a fucking bull market and it’s easy. Wait until this fucking clown-show ends and the locusts descend on your town and eats it. Let’s see how cool you are then, huh pal?

At any rate, tonight I have boomer shit planned. Gonna head on over to FUCKING TARGET to fix my son’s eyeglasses and then the gym and them 1917. Boomer shit.

Have a good weekend and always remember “The Fly” wins all the time and the rate of winship is always greater than yours.

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13 comments

  1. ericbakerbruce

    Prepare to be disappointed in 1917. I was. It’s not a movie I would watch multiple times like Full Metal Jacket, Apocalypse Now, Deerhunter or Christmas Vacation.

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    • bidens hands

      Interesting notion Eric Baker Bruce. Thanks for providing the list of movies near and dear to your heart that nobody asked for.

      As a fellow cognoscenti like Lord Fly, we appreciate finer things in life such as remarkable direction, cinematography and mimicry. Things that your bland palate could could not stomach.

      Enjoy the movie, and good luck with the eyed glasses Fly. If I may, do you think LK has hit its peak?

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      • ericbakerbruce

        And here’s an interesting notion for you: you’re a dick. No one gives a rat’s ass about your hands Mr. Biden, because they are always holding your tiny penis. So go back to your mother’s basement and watch Gattaca on VHS with your femboi lover.

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    • cancel19

      Got ya. Now tell us why? I haven’t seen it or Dunkirk yet.

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  2. soupbone

    It amazes me how tight the inner circles can be. Take Boeing and the problems there; some folks know what the goods are, but not us. Take the FED and the counterparty dealers, they know what the goods are, again not us. Astute sleuths (eg Durden of ZH) report what can be reported but it is incomplete and developing. Why all the confidentiality? The arguement might be that the truth is too volatile for public consumption, it might get gamed, or used unfairly. But what are those with their unique knowledge doing on a daily basis according to that knowledge?

    rigged game?

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    • it is showtime

      You win today’s Clubhouse Clobbering in a Can award.

      ration up

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      • moosh

        What’s your favorite sector/play, show? I’m scoping LABD and SRS has a nice little chartFag candle on it

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        • heckler

          Solar is still super legit. RUN VSLR SEDG SPWR TAN

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        • it is showtime

          Vol structure is near that capitulation area where it reverses
          and sub 12 vix wouldnt last long

          maybe melee in Virginia monday
          im now predicting senate impeachment or constitutional crisis
          and best chance for brexit so far

          conservative pick SPXU
          numbers now highly favor end of leg
          aggressive pick LABD bayb
          lasers targeting biotech but farce will unwind quickly
          sensible pick TZA
          holding steady about a month

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