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Trump: Trade Talks With China ‘Continue in a Very Congenial Manner’ — ‘NO RUSH’ — Tariffs Are Even Better Than Trade Deal!

According to Trump, we don’t need a trade deal. That’s because he’s not concerned, whatsoever, with the specific companies and individuals who are hurt by the tit for tat taxes being applied here, in many cases RUINOUS, to respective businesses. Taking into account the amount of money coming into the US Treasury, by way of high tariffs on Chinese goods, Trump quite literally believes  this is preferable to a deal.

His words, not mine.

So there you have it. No rush. We don’t need a trade deal, per se, because we’re making so much money off those orangutan Chinese fools.

 

Futures are sharply lower.

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Here’s The Perfect Mother’s Day Gift For Mom

Mother’s Day is just around the corner. Typically you get her some flowers, a box of chocolates, and a hot meal. She’s bored and tired of that shit — why not get her something that’ll make her a better person? Give her the gift of laughter, via Le Fly’s two award winning novellas.

In a Car Made From Dynamite Heading For the Sun:

About a young handsome lad name George who grew up in the sewers of Brooklyn. He tried to escape the bullets and the masked robbers for a life on Wall Street — but things went horribly bad and he was starving half to death with his wife and son in a basement apartment. Then, out of nowhere, the dot com bubble came upon him and it wasn’t long before he practically owned his brokerage firm — walking around the place with his dick out — buying jewels and new suits all the time — having a grande olde fucking time of things and no one could stop him.

Journey Into Fear:

We follow the story of young handsome George and his exploits on Wall Street. He worked real hard and was super rich, and then he lost all of that shit — shattered across the rocks like a damned jackass fool during the dot com crash. Easy come and easy go. Walk with George thru the blow up and 9/11 and many of the other fun times during the early aughts — a period of time that will forever be remembered by fast fortunes made and lost.

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Here’s the Latest on Trump’s Trade War With China

Stocks closed off the lows — but it wasn’t a constructive close. We got fucking REKT yesterday and went lower again today. In no way are we set up wonderfully here for upside surprises. Case in point: NVDA. It has rolled over and steaming lower.

I am long SOXS.

Here are the recent headlines out of Trump’s China trade war.

President Trump says tariffs are an “excellent” alternative to a trade deal with China.

Trump’s remarks came hours before Chinese officials were set to meet U.S. trade negotiators later in Washington.

Asked if he would speak with Chinese President Xi Jinping, Trump says, “Well, he just wrote me a beautiful letter, I just received it, and I’ll probably speak to him by phone.”

China’s top trade negotiator, Liu He, will meet with President Donald Trump’s trade team on Thursday without the title “special envoy” for President Xi Jinping, a role he has held in previous talks.

The demotion suggests the vice premiere may have diminished authority to make concessions that could be key to striking a deal.

Goldman’s take.

1. We continue to believe the tariff rate on the $200bn tranche of tariffs is likely to officially increase to 25% at 12:01 a.m. ET Friday (in about 11 hours). However, we note that this is a slightly softer deadline than previously expected. According to the formal notice increasing the tariff rate to 25%, the increase will apply to goods that both 1) enter the US for consumption on or after 12:01 a.m. ET Friday, and 2) were exported to the US after May 10. In other words, at 12:01 a.m. Friday the tariff rate will technically be 25% but only for goods that leave China after that point. By contrast, in the formal notice implementing the 10% tariff rate last September, the tariff applied to goods that entered the US for consumption after the deadline and there was no similar “in-transit” exclusion (see Exhibit 1).

2. This technical detail might create a limited window for negotiations to continue before the US places Customs duties on imports from China. If the tariff increase technically goes into effect at midnight tonight, the duty collections might not rise for about two weeks, or whenever shipments leaving China on May 10 arrive at US ports. In our view, this means that trade negotiations are more likely to continue over the next couple of weeks than if the potential tariff increase in May was a “hard” deadline.

3. This nuance might also result in slightly less downside to sentiment regarding the US-China trade outlook than if 12:01 a.m. Friday was a “hard” deadline. That said, events over the next week could pose risks in both directions if the tariff increase takes effect on May 10. Even though we expect that talks might continue, the US Trade Representative’s office also looks likely to release a proposal to apply 25% tariffs on the remaining roughly $300bn of imports from China not yet subject to tariff if the May 10 tariff hike takes effect.

That’s the good news. There is some potentially worse news as Phillips explains below, and it involves an escalating tit-for-tat retaliation:

4. China would also likely move forward with retaliatory tariffs. China has already announced it will retaliate if the US follows through with its tariff rate hike to 25%. In September, China had announced tariffs on about $60bn of imports from the US at rates of 5%, 10%, 20% and 25%. However, China ultimately imposed the tariffs at a rate of 5-10%. In our view, Chinese retaliation could take the form of increasing these tariff rates (such as to 25%). In addition, China may reimpose additional tariffs on US autos and auto parts, which it has suspended since December 14.

The latest out of China’s mouthpiece.

My hunch is that nothing gets done until next week, maybe. Markets might start going down on Friday’s again and there’s certainly no reason to buy stocks now. However, Trump is a narcissist and is prone to grandiloquent acts of cowardice, in the face of trying to appeal to the public’s favor. I do believe at some point bears will get trapped, cornered, and killed. So keep those shorts tight and get ready to run back into equities.

Today I bought NUGT, sold DCAR, BEST and TEAM. Cash is ~55%.

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Citron: The ‘Amazon of Africa’ is Worth ZERO

Shares of JMIA are sliding hard now after Citron issued a report this afternoon, declaring the equity in Jamia to be worth zero. They’ve talked a lot of shit in the past, but they don’t often declare stocks to be worthless. This is definitely worth a hard look.

In 18 years of publishing, Citron has never seen such an obvious fraud as Jumia. As the media in the US is naively anointing Jumia the “Amazon of Africa”, the media in its home country of Nigeria has a plethora of articles discussing the widespread fraud in this Nigerian company. Not even that elusive Nigerian prince can cover this one up.

Jumia is the worst abuse of the IPO system since the Chinese RTO fraud boom almost a decade ago. Worse than being “the most expensive” US listed ecommerce company, Jumia reported financials show us a stagnant business that has burned through $1 billion and has moved the suckers game to the US Markets.

In this report, Citron will expose the SMOKING GUN and show why the equity is WORTHLESS. We believe investors cannot rely on reported numbers and a restatement of financials is on the horizon. The SEC must protect US Investors.

Jumia hits the trifecta:

  • This is a fraud and deserves immediate SEC attention
  • This is the most expensive US listed ecommerce company with an unviable business
  • If you’re reading this report, Amazon knows more about ecommerce than you and Naspers knows more about Africa than you. Both companies have either divested or avoided investing regardless of valuation in the Nigerian ecommerce market, which is the growth story behind Jumia

If this is a fraud, then lead underwriters at Morgan Stanley and Citi will be busy in the next few months fending off lawsuits and their investors will need to hold some people accountable for being so naive. The question is, who do you believe, Citron or the investors below.

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THIS IS A SELL

Trump is a God damned psyop.

Traders are just waiting around, literally waiting for Trump to offer them to suck on his dick. You have to take control now.

You are not promised a trade deal. Bear that in mind. Your time frame might not correlate with Trump’s. Another idea: Trump isn’t the only one at the table. Maybe China wants to drag this out to save face. Trump has been humiliating them on a daily basis.

All I know is this. Junk bonds are swimming lower again, as are leveraged loans.

I sold out of my DICK-CAR (DCAR) for a 22% loss and BEST for -12.4%, both Chinese shit. I am 50% cash, 5%, SOXS, 5% DRIP and I bought NUGT today.

On the bright side, SAAS stocks are flat and many of them are sharply higher, such as my TEAM. But don’t let that confuse you. The indices are sharply lower and you should adhere to stops and quit thinking Trump is going to allow you to suck on his dick before Friday.

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Report: China is Fully Prepared for Escalated Trade War

The Editor in Chief of the China Globe Times has been making waves on Twitter for his seemingly ‘in the know’ reports on the US-China trade deals. Judging by his recent tweets, the trade war is about to take a turn for the worse.

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Trade Wars Are Good and Easy to Win

How do you trade this shit? You don’t. But what you can do is buy WKHS when Trump tweets about it. Shares jumped by more than 200% since this tweet yesterday.

We’ve got all sorts of SEC red flags going up and I know you’re tempted to sell something short — because all of a sudden the charts look bad. But remember, the charts look bad because Trump is editing them. They were looking fine before the recent trade war began again.

Here’s what we have this morning.

Nasdaq futs -80
Ten yr bonds yields sinking and a really fucked up inverted yield curve.

Europe down more than 1%
And WTI is off by 0.7%.

Look for WTI to firm up before the market bounces. I will most likely sell my SOXS and DRIP today — because I have no interest getting caught short into a rally that is bound to come by the author of this madness — President Trump.

For the record, I am for better trade deals with China. I only think the meddling in markets and the non-stop propaganda is hurtful for those trying to navigate the indices cleanly.

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Trump Talks Greasy on China: “They Broke the Deal”…”They’re Flying In”… “But They Broke the Deal”…”So They’ll Be Paying”

This is some high level autism, starring Trump talking extreme shit as Chinese diplomats are on a plane en route to DC to etch out some sort of deal. I’m not falling for this shit again. Shorts should be covered tomorrow and longs applied.

“By the way, you see the tariffs we’re doing? Because they broke the deal. They broke the deal,” Trump said Wednesday. “So they’re flying in, the vice premier tomorrow is flying in — good man — but they broke the deal. They can’t do that, so they’ll be paying.”

Trump added that the United States “won’t back down until China stops cheating our workers and stealing our jobs.”
Over the weekend, Trump surprised markets by threatening in a Twitter post that he would significantly raise American levies on Chinese goods — with a first increase this coming Friday, and another “shortly.”

And here’s The Donald showing America the win-win situation we’re in apparently. Literally nothing can go wrong here. If we get a deal, great. If not, also great.

“If we don’t make the deal, nothing wrong with taking in over $100 billion a year, $100 billion, we never did that before,” he said.

So much winning.

Nasdaq futs are -9 and WTI is off by 0.8%

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Mystery Meat BTFO; Markets Bounce

Beyond Meat finally cratered today, after IPOing and enjoying the gravitas of SOY-BOYS everywhere. All of those open mouthed pics of beta fagLORDS, steaming face first into a giant pile of Beyond shit, made me sick for a moment. I’m glad to see those cuckholds put into their place. There isn’t enough room on this planet to allow those nuMALES to navigate this wonderful flat surface we all live on.

As for the overall market — if you stepped into today leveraged long, you’re not exactly feeling your oats right now. This is a small dicked run, not worthy of news. If you’re betting on a large directional move higher, why? Based upon what? The fuck is wrong with you?

We’re trading ova here.

Long TEAM and ZEN, and some hedges, and a lot of other shit, into the close.

PS: How’d you like the new friendly kinder Exodus today, fucked faces?

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