iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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***FUNDING IS SECURED *** $TSLA

UPDATE:

We’re there. It was a rough year for Elon, a year in which he got in trouble for tweets and smoking pot — said ‘funding was secured’ at $420 and got in trouble with the SEC.

Fast forward a little more than a year and TSLA is a cunt’s hair away from $420? Magic or is Elon a fucking space traveler?

Also, fuck Business Insider for posting a thousand negative stories on Musk and Tesla. May you forever choke on your fossil fuels. Think about how stupid that term is, “fossil fuels”, as if crude was created by dinosaur bones. The fuck out of here.

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9 comments

  1. wolfdaddy

    Anyone else miss the run? Fuck

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  2. juice

    Indude

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  3. og

    Damn, LK going wild again.

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  4. alty

    Isn’t “I’m holding TLT until the next recession” basically the same thing as “I’m waiting to buy stocks until the next market crash”. You can wait but you may be selling/buying at levels even worse than they are now.

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    • alty

      Also, fixing quotes and apostrophes in the mobile app after years of issues seems like low hanging fruit worth pursuing.

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  5. tradercaddy

    Are you projecting that you are getting rid of the beloved Benz for a Tesla?
    You really should do it.

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  6. acehood

    Frankly, it’s un-American to hate either Musk or Tesla if you think about it. Short-sellers, cynics and doubters alike ought to be purged (extra Krampus).

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  7. chuck bennett

    I didn’t miss the run. It ran me the fuck over.
    2 years of winning, wiped out in 2 months.

    Fuck off time traveling wizard

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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