Long day ahead for me, so I’ll just data dump on your faces — give you something to think about the next few days. It should be noted, when I started this fucking blog in 2007, reading is what people did — or watched TV. There wasn’t an Instagram and lots of people had blogs. Now, I am quite literally one of the last finance bloggers in the world. Sure there are a slew of fuckheaded financial advisors online, shilling for bucks. But how many them are Master Ace Traders (MAT) and how many of them are Space Alien Magicians (SAM)?
Zero.
The blogosphere is dead, an antiquated form of communication left for dinosaurs like me. I come here everyday in an flaccid attempt to communicate with a doped up ADD sensitive populous, discussing trading and others matters pertaining to things that gentlemen like to discuss. My reward has been far and few, but the payoff will be grandiose — when I finally finish my Orbital Space Cannon (OSC) and annihilate you from 100,000 feet above.
Here are the losers for 2019.
PTR -20%
HDB -38%
FOX -24%
UBER -27%
CHA -21%
OXY -37%
NOK -38%
KHC -25%
WIT -25%
BT -30%
CX -21%
PINS -21%
CGC -26%
LYFT -38%
ELS -28%
WORK -44%
Fly, you are beautiful.
Don’t ever change.