On Xmas morning when your greedy little kids run down the stairs to see what Satan Claus left from the night before — when you see the joy in their beautiful faces, remember it was Le Fly that made it possible. I am quite literally Santa and I have enabled you to purchase all of said presents this year. Ergo, you owe me a great deal of good will and appreciation.
This is today’s bounty.
CRCM +15.9%
WYNN +4.88%
NFLX +3.24%
JWN +4.8%
ESPR +3.4%
PINS +4.5%
OAS +8.7%
JD +4.4%
I caught a buyout in CRCM. Feel free to alert the SEC and DOJ of my transgressions. Those fucking bastards can suck my doorhandles.
See pal, that’s who I am and they’re nothing. I catch buyouts in less than a week before the pagan holidays, splashing snow and shit into the face of my enemies.
Presently, I am 40% cash, throwing bowling balls at the people down below, smoking an estate pipe and generally pleased with the events of the day.
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Added another Roosky stock – Gazprom – just in case our MIC lets Ukraine and Russia get along.