Last night I was rejoicing atop of the corpsed bodies of my enemies, wish casting their souls to doom and hell, whilst I enjoyed the bounty of my genius. After the market closed TWOU crushed earnings. The stock had gone up 17% and I was king, readying for my tailor to take new measurements on my hard chiseled body.
SHORTS GETTING THEIR DICKS LOPPED OFF IN $TWOU
— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) November 12, 2019
This morning something grave and hideous took place, a circumstance I’ve bore witness to a dozen or so times in the past and will see it again. The stock opened up candidly weak and got weaker by the second. I could only look in horror as monsters circumvented the city gates in an energized effort to slew me. As I write to you now, the position is down by 5% — making me a distinct loser in this whole dramedy. I had plans to celebrate over mountains of chicken parm, and tall sterile glasses of coconut flavored La Croix. Instead I will submit this blog in shame and watch as my fortunes decrease, my repute weakens, and my purse withers away.
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I feel your pain (AMZN on Oct 25)
Sell and buy NVDA, which remains absurdly cheap per all valuation metrics known to man.
I guess you must be new to investing. You should look up something called the Price/Earnings (PE) ratio. It’s probably the sinlge most common valution metric known to investors.
By that metric, NVDA is 5x more expensive that its fellow chipmaker Micron Technology (MU)
I lay at your altar the offering of one ratfink of a stock, called Canadian Solar, and one that I held through earnings last night. Canadian Solar is the stock equivalent of “guest host” and “jumbo shrimp” and is performing as such today…
(still) long DIS, and now short NFLX
Out of DIS at $149.50.
Waiting for $387.5 this week and $375 this week or next on NFLX
Roku is unstoppable, ready for another power run in 2020
If (when…) it collapses again, just read Motley Fool.
That site is like Zerohedge for Bulls. They publish at least 5 bullish articles on ROKU every fucking week