iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Nice Fish, Let’s Get More

I just sold PDD for a 12.5% gainer. Having held it for about a week, I felt it was time to harvest. My life is hard and my hands are grizzled from all of this malevolent work. Let me remind you once again, trading stocks for a living is the hardest job in America. Often times people ridicule us for having it easy, but truth be told — our jobs deserve more respect!

There are a fuck tonne of breakouts today. I am about to spill over into about 3 or 4 new names and would really appreciate it if the market would refrain from chopping it up today.

It has been busy busy times at House Fly and the blogging has been irregular. Getting situated down here has been a hassle. Naturally, Mrs. Fly had to donate nearly all of our own furniture and replace it with brand new stuff — just to keep up with the times and an another flaccid attempt at ruining me. I can keep this game up for a loooong loooong time, providing my fucking trades keep working.

Story of the day of course is TSLA, driving fucking nails into the feet and hands of shorts. Do not lament over your losses TSLAQ FAGS. Instead, acknowledge this is not the time to bet against Elon and move on. For the love of Christ, move on.

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3 comments

  1. numbersgame

    You can bet against Elon – he keeps losing. He still missed his *own* targets, but the analysts thoguht he would do even worse.

    Now, betting against Elon’s disciples? That is a much riskier game.

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  2. bambam

    BSV 4TW

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  3. numbersgame

    Bulls finally take SPY 300 – but AMZN just spoiled the party, Who coulda known?

    https://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2019/10/04/give-dot-dot-dot-moar-fish/#comment-563870

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