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MED SCHOOL STUDENTS: DROP OUT OF SCHOOL AND TRADE

Think about it. You’re over there wasting time hitting the books, trying to become an alchemist — when all of the real money is being made in stocks. You can and should drop out of Med school and take the money your parents set aside for you and fucking trade that shit, man. I mean, you could simply walk around the house in slippers and a robe, trade for a few hours, and then chill out. Forget about the hellscape days of studying all night and doing reports. FUCK THAT. Do what you love to do and trade, bro.

Question from the Peanut Gallery.

“What if my parents get mad at me for wanting to trade for a living?”

Listen bro, I hate to tell you this — but FUCK YOUR PARENTS. This is your life and you need to separate yourself from negative influences. Look at me, I have goosebumps telling you this, but divorce your wife, ditch your parents, drop out of school, and CRUSH IT.

Also, buy my book.

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8 comments

  1. cancel19

    That’s some woke sheit right there Dr. Fly.

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  2. teslawasright

    Le Fly – Are you reverse searing your ribeyes?

    I know you went vegan and shit a while back as did I, but fuck.

    Have you smoked a wing of chicken before? Holy shit! Finish them on the grill dog then go for a late night drive.

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  3. numbersgame

    “take the money your parents set aside for you”

    It must be nice to have parents that fully pay for your med school. If this is the case, you are set for life anyway unless you are a complete f*ck-up

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  4. acehood

    Divorce? Lol.

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  5. emedtrader

    or go to med school become an attending with a recession proof guaranteed job and trade/invest your earning. I’m a doc, in my specialty I could have a job in any state in a few hours if I needed it and thats similar for most docs.

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