iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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*** COLLAPSE *** MARKETS TO BE REKT FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING

Far be it from me to offer any advice outside the world of where my expertise resides. But as a leader here on the internets — I’d be remiss not to remind you to ignore everything you cannot control. My opinions on politics and how you should live are meaningless, as I am powerless to enact control. I am, however, powerful in the field of finance and can easily sway public opinion to shit or salute markets. The way a domino effect works is simple and easy to do. I’m not avoiding news here, but instead purposely choosing to discuss issues that can make your life better.

As I get older I realize my previous errors, most of which having to do with wasting time. I am not here to fuck around and dick-off with jackasses to discuss the democratic debates or gun control. “The Fly” is a blunt instrument of financial winship, sovereign in the field of financial blogging, and couldn’t give a fuck about what a fellow financial advisor thinks about social issues.

I am here to tell you, rather directly, that in precisely 12 hours from now — your portfolios will be under direct fire and immersed in flames — ruined by junior at the trading turrets, sending you comically seaworthy into a wave of misery.

I, on the other had, find myself hedged heavily in SOXS, TZA and DRIP. I didn’t tell you that on Friday — because picks are for closers only — members of the Exodus platform.

Good night and good day.

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11 comments

  1. trumpmeister

    The crypto lambo will be revving this week.

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  2. omfgitsjd

    7.0177 Chinese Yuan to the U.S. Dollar tonight.

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  3. roguewave

    “The Fly” is a blunt instrument of financial winship”
    Classic.

    PS
    Google black listing anything negative about the Federal Reserve and many other things, no doubt – not news for anyone with a pulse.
    https://www.corbettreport.com/youtube-blacklists-federal-reserve-information-its-up-to-you-to-spread-it/

    https://www.corbettreport.com/federalreserve/

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  4. spaceman

    I admit the crypto lambo is faster than my gold Chevy and even my silver Corvette but we’re both on the move.

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  5. metalleg

    My FAZmobile, a perfect replica of The one Fly made famous, will suffice.

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  6. desertfox

    Fly was sent here from Mitch and Murray downtown.

    PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN.

    Want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives.

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  7. og

    That dumb fuck really should listen to advisors.

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  8. it is showtime

    Kind of reveals that TRADE WAR remedy was NEVER-FUCKING real. Fucking complete ruse as I said all along. FUCKERS. The chinese side now conclusively showing they were playing to their own hand all along

    And the ppt ramped the indexes how much, how many times, based on that script?

    – just an hour after Beijing effectively devalued the yuan, Bloomberg reported that the Chinese government has asked its state-owned enterprises “to suspend imports of U.S. agricultural products” Translation: trade talks, even the fake kind, is now over, dead and buried –

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  9. roguewave

    Bitcoin up $600 in the last 5 hours. Reason:
    more buyers than sellers? sorry – no idea.

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    • edge

      Threat of calamity. Trade wars and race wars, courtesy of the orange idiot.

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