If I told you all of the things that have been breaking in my house you’d think I was dramatizing it for homosexual flair. I am almost at the finish line, moving down south, and shit keeps breaking.
Hundred foot trees COLLAPSING unto large areas of fence and woodshed.
Dishwasher COLLAPSE.
Washer machine COLLAPSE.
Big Ass Benz COLLAPSE.
Just a sundry, a fucking sundry, if you will, of issues cropping up out of nowhere — the blue dust, out of the vapors, to fuck with me. This house is trying to kill me and I will not allow this to happen.
This issues, naturally spilled over and into Exodus today — whole fucking platform busted up and broke down. Giant error codes BOGGED out the platform and caused it to COLLAPSE. This is my life and it could be worse. I suppose it could be a lot better — such as summering in Newport over tall glasses of champagne and shrimp cocked tails. Instead, I find myself getting my hands muddied fixing a shattered irrigation like that COLLAPSED out of nowhere and gutters that dislocated from the side of my house — also COLLAPSED.
I made three trades today, one for a 2.5% loss, one for a 7.2% win and another for an overnight hold. Fortunately, my unbelievably spate of bad luck has not spilled over into the stock market. As a matter of fact, the more things break on me and go wrong in the physical world — the more I win with my picks. Well fuck me running sideways.
That is all. I have nothing more to say.
Goodbye.
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First world problems.
I’d like to reiterate what I said.
You fuckers are gonna be shitting pixie dust. And only on command.
February 2018 was a warning shot
October-to-December was a demonstration
The 3rd will be the nail
Shut it stupid.
Live to GET FUCKED another day
Back in CVSI @ 4. ACB might be about ready as well?
Perhaps a tactical raising of cash is in order?
“If I told you all of the things that have been breaking in my house you’d think I was dramatizing it for homosexual flair.”
Fly, there are some of us here that don’t think you are a homo.
Boo fucking hoo.
Are you really a stay at home investor/trader? Sometimes I wonder if this isn’t all just an elaborate ruse and you’re not some dude in office somewhere pounding out lines of fiction of an alternate life while also offering trading advice.
Hope you didn’t ride the beyond meat overnight.
“you’d think I was dramatizing it for homosexual flair”
Epic
Wtf happened to the benz??? Is Fly pushin that SL 550 V12 with extra headrest controllers massage seats and sun shields in the back windows???
Too close to the sun with a trunk full of dynamite …
Hahaha youre prob right!