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Bitcoin to the Moon, Gold is the Truth, House Fly in Ruins, and Much Much More

Last night I was cavorting throughout the manor, enjoying a nice glass of cappuccino. The high ceilings permitted the orchestral music to permeate and echo throughout the halls — instilling a calming presence throughout the house — a bit haunting with the lights dimmed. Then all of a sudden, a lunatic storm approached out of nowhere, lightening and thunder with tornado styled winds — fucking up my yard in menacing fashion. I gazed out to survey the damage, but it was too dark and I didn’t want to walk around with all of those fucking trees swinging their dicks around.

This morning, as I sipped upon my cup of black coffee, I bore witness to a horrible specter. One of my fucking ash trees was completely destroyed and a 50ft limb snapped from the main part of the tree — crashing into my woodshed and completely destroying part of the fence 20 ft behind it. To make matters inexorably worse, House Fly is due for inspection tomorrow, which means I need to haul ass and get someone to remove the tree today, fix my fucking fence, and the woodshed, before the new owners start to think they’ve moved into a hazardous locale.

It could be me thinking all of this, but something inside of me thinks this fucking house has a vendetta against me. It has been twisting its knife inside of my guts for the better part of 7 years. I’ve dealt with all of its machinations, like the true gentleman that I am. But this shit, this fucking tree, is the final straw.

On the matter of stocks vs bonds, choose gold. Us in the gold trade, professional gold traders, know and understand that FIAT CASH is shit. Soon you will able to buy falafel sandwiches with gold coins. Also, Bitcoin is rattling higher today. Nothing can stop that animal from cresting the fuck higher. I dare you to stand in front of it.

Net net, for most people today is a boring day. That’s because you have no idea what you’re doing. For those of us in the gold trade, we’re living the life and getting ready for LAMBO TIME.

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12 comments

  1. juice

    u said it boss-man

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  2. acehood

    Fuck gold. Buy silver.

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  3. trumpmeister

    Going to buy a lot of Lambos under the leadership of President Orange. 4 more yrs for me.

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  4. spaceman

    I don’t know what to do with myself I am all alone in my little apartment SHAKING SHAKING with ecstasy I can see the future the higher prices go I wanted to buy more but not enough fiat left so I’ll be happy to sit and be lifted up as the world sinks God bless ZH!

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  5. numbersgame

    I was going to go all in on BTC, but 2 days ago a wis(er) man wrote this:

    “I fucking told you people to stop buying all of those shitcoins.”
    https://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2019/07/16/bitcoiners-bogged-tossed-fire-incinerators/

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  6. juice

    btw, this is the future of human nourishment, not that millennial codswallop, i.e. $BYND

    https://cleantechnica.com/2019/07/12/from-cell-to-steak-aleph-farms-slaughter-free-mission/

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    • chuck bennett

      Juice,

      You is cray cray. That shit will give you azz cancers

      Regards

      Chuck Bennett

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      • juice

        I don’t think so Chuckles. It be the future. No doubts. They will eat $BYND like lion on wildebeest.

        Regards
        Juice

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  7. notdeadyet

    Fly = Wojak? “Pomp eet!”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg

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  8. mx2101

    Falling trees can kill. One nailed my car a few years ago, while it was parked outside in the driveway. The insurance company couldn’t weasel out of it and paid up without a peep. I asked if they wanted pictures, and the agent said no, they had a couple dozen identical claims during the storm.

    Fly I thought you leveled your property and planted fresh trees when you moved in. I guess trees are like children, time flies and they are grown up.

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    • juice

      a hundred years ago, when I used to commute by train to NYC, there was some summer freakazoid thunderstorm in the town I commuted from. Got off the train to find a tree comfortably resting in my car. The END, of my car that is.

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  9. mx2101

    Juice- extra points if you drove the car to the body shop with the tree trunk still embedded in it. I could have done this, but it did not occur to me at the time.

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