iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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LESSER MEN SELL THEIR GOLD HERE

I’ve got to be honest and let the cat out of the bag. I bought PAAS yesterday. There I said it. See how generous I am — providing you with only 1 day stale news? Blame yourselves, honestly. Had you been a member of the hallowed halls of Exodus — you would’ve been long and strong. Fucking powerful men punching down buildings with your bare-fists. Now look at you, shitting your pants and penniless, feasting on bad pizza.

Lesser men sell their gold here. Fly is going all in here. I’ve got gold coming out of my fucking ass and ears, 25% weighted in my trading account and 10% in the quant. You cannot fuck with me.

What did I buy today? Sorry, that information is confidential.

I’ll tell you this though, I’m a fucking man into this shit, patiently waiting like a lion in the tall grass to take a fucking chunk of flesh out of the first person who sells gold short. If you’re thinking about shorting gold, getting cute with DUST, you may very well get eaten and swallowed whole by Plutonium Petey.

I am not to be trifled or fucked with. I am a dangerous man.I’ll punch your house down with my bare fists!

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8 comments

  1. teslawasright

    Gold finally awoke from its long nap. It is going to 2500 and beyond boys

    Off for a late night swim

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  2. juice

    Indeud, u tell’em boss man

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  3. moosh

    What is that to say of the men who sell their silver here? When’s the podcast planned rollout yo?

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  4. roguewave

    I still have a small gaggle of Ausi silver and gold stocks.
    I sold metal when gold and BTC were both at 1k figuring that BTC is a far superior digital gold and had better upside. When to sell the stocks? When the signs at coin shops say “We Sell Gold”. Of course, that may never happen.
    You really have to have your shit together to trade quickly like Fly.

    Tonight a special health tip: If you’ve been following cable news, you know absolutely nothing about this. Samuel Clemens, would describe you as “misinformed”
    Most american food is contaminated with roundup. Organic produce and grains still contain 80% of the roundup found in non-organic. Organic is still better if you can afford it; but not significantly for glyphosate – that’s roundup for any boobtubers. [hmm the spellchecker doesn’t like glyphosate]
    How can organic be contaminated you ask? There so much of this stuff blowing around; it’s in the clouds and water supply. Oh, and they just found a wonderful new use for it! – As a desiccant. After grain is harvested they douse it with ample amounts to help it dry faster, limiting mold growth. Wonderful!
    At this point, you can’t stop ingesting it. What to do? This is taking too long.
    For as long as you eat US food, take some glycine. It keeps the glyphosate from attaching. Don’t take it alone. To make it easier on your liver?; take a binder to clear it from your system more easily. Binder: chlorella. To find out more – DYOFR
    *Disclaimer: I’m a fiction writer. I have no training in investing or medicine.

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    • juice

      Glyphosate is dangerous and causes cancer, deformities and miscarriages, as is also the case with all pesticides and herbicides as well as with all neurotoxins, which penetrate into and are stored within naturally growing foods when they are sprayed, such as in vegetables, berries, fruits, corn, mushrooms and grain. Through the food, these poisons are then ingested by human beings and cause harm to the health. Along with cancer, deformities and miscarriages, many forms of allergies are also caused by all herbicides, pesticides and neurotoxins, which find their way into the human body via foods and through the pores as well as through the breathing, whereby also manifold illnesses arise, the causes of which are not recognised by the terrestrial physicians. Glyphosate and also all other pesticides and all herbicides as well as neurotoxins are much more dangerous than is mendaciously claimed by the chemists, manufacturers and users. Contrary to that, there is truly no milligram safety limit for these substances, because even in the slightest amounts which lie far below one milligram per kilogram of body weight, herbicides and pesticides as well as neurotoxins are very alarmingly dangerous for the health and therefore cause illness. Nevertheless, the World Health Organisation and the American Environmental Protection Authority consider the use of this poison in tiny amounts to be of just as little concern as the European authorities do. The seed is already drenched in neonicotinoids, whereby also the plants growing from it are poisoned, and ultimately, naturally, also the human being is drawn into the poison-cycle of the chemistry. During the growth, the plants therefore absorb the poison which consists of stable chemical compounds, which only break down extremely poorly and consequently pass into the growing plants. Above all, the seed is already poisoned with neonicotinoids and indeed especially canola, sunflowers and corn. These insecticides are many times more poisonous for the human organism than the infamous DDT, through which so much harm was brought upon uncountable Earth human beings. As a rule, neonicotinoids are not used in an isolated form, rather they are frequently used preventatively, whereby the whole matter is made very much worse. An isolated application would indeed have lesser health-damaging results for the human being, but the harm to the health would nonetheless remain very enormous.

      https://www.globalresearch.ca/killing-us-softly-glyphosate-herbicide-or-genocide/5617502

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  5. helen

    Oh fuck. Here we go again…you just fucked this trade for us, again!

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