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It’s Time to Participate in Some ‘Hundred Dollar Rolls’

The easiest money anyone can make is partaking in hundred dollar rolls. What is a hundred dollar roll? It’s the laws of attraction being thrusted into action when a stock comes up the magical price of $100 and glides, effortlessly, to $106. When I was a stockbroker in NYC we’d play these stocks all the time via options and make a mint.

The best rolls are the ones with strong growth, volume, and at record highs. You don’t want rolls in bad stocks, but the best. Every major winner in the history of mankind has hundred dollar rolled — MSFT, AMZN, AAPL, GOOGL etc. Had you only bought those stocks when they broke the magical transom of $99, you’d be in St. Bart’s now sniffing adderall off a hooker.

Here are my top hundred dollar roll prospects, courtesy of Exodus. By the way, if you want to win at this game, invest in yourself by buying some tools. Exodus is the best — so you should join. Now that we got that out of the way, here is more generosity — courtesy of Le Fly (as he’s popularly known in France).

SMG, EVBG, WING, NXPI and ZEN.

In case you’re wondering about some recent success stories in the hundred dollar roll arena aka “Hundy Rolls” — check these out — fucked faces.

AYX, FANG, PCTY, NGVT, ROKU, GWRE.

Some argue and say ‘this is the easiest money one could ever make. You might as well drop what you’re doing and only dedicate yourself to hundy rolls.’

WHOA — ease up there pal. Hundy Rolls are great — but there are other fish in the sea. Listen to me, never commit to only one thing — for it makes for a life of melancholy fuckery. You don’t want that.

Onward we go.

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4 comments

  1. ericbakerbruce

    RGLD steamrolled right past hundy

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  2. natehois

    Lol sniffing adderall off a hooker is going in my daily lexicon. Ty.

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  3. mad marsupial

    NOBODY comes up w/ “sniffing adderall off a hooker” out of thin air. That’s experience talking.

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  4. juice

    I bought LK like a rookie piker off le Flea’s recommendation and now I’m enjoying the fruits of my piker-ness

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