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LAMBO ALERT: BITCOIN KOOL AIDS PAST $12,000 — THE HODLrs ARE BACK

Hey, hey, hey. Wassup wassup wassup?

You though the lambos weren’t going to be driven by 17 year old HODLers anymore. You thought wrong. Lo and behold, BTC is above $12,100 now, well on its way back to all time highs. As a point in fact, I am so convinced that BTC will break $20,000 soon, I will pledge to saw off my own arm on Facebook Live — should it not occur.


Random Lambo

Look at the chart of BTC now and tell me you’re not mad at yourself for mocking it when it was down in the dumps.

Your old man generation made their fortunes off Wall Street, buying buildings and fixing them and waiting two decades for the hood to turn around. Nowadays, Gordon Gekko is some kid trading on Binance — because it’s SAFU making mounds of TAX FREE gains. The IRS can never catch them.

This lambo alert is now over. Go buy some ELF coin and rest well knowing all of your money is safe.

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6 comments

  1. s.k.

    Time to break out the white papers and party like it’s 2017!

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  2. tmmdn0

    The last 2 months of crypto gains have me about 50% of the way back from the XIV debacle of February 2018.

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  3. jacked rabbit

    Investing these days – yeesh.

    Grandpa Rabbit had actual John Deere stock certificates.

    I invest in tech companies that don’t make anything.

    Now Rabbit Jr gets to invest in fake money.

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  4. WrongView

    Better than gold, which is dead.

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  5. ultramarine

    Dr. Fly, the ads are pretty obnoxious on this site when viewing from a phone. I was going to share the article link with friends but the page is mostly giant ads.

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  6. notdeadyet

    Same guys two years from now or sooner:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn310KaOxnU&t=3s

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