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THIS JUST IN FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE United States

Take out your freemason aprons and take it all in — the Grandeur of the American empire and all of its trimmings.

This just in now from Trump, the President of the United States.

Agenda: WAR

INDEUD.

Also, in case you were thinking about selling short.

BUY VALUE, believe me.

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2 comments

  1. tmmdn0

    …and by “very big mistake”, he means those Iranian chaps were skeet shooting when a U.S. drone flew into view.
    Not intentional!
    Now, go back to shorting volatility.

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  2. numbersgame

    With the market at ATH, the US will take a hard stance agaisnt China.

    Origianlly I thought that a face-saving no-change deal is where we’ll be headed. However, it seems that the priamry goal of both Trump and Xi is not even makign a deal thatlooks good. Instead, they both wnt to look strong. What concessions will be deemed good enough to remove tariffs under for these egoists?

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