iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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If You’re Super Bullish Now — You’re Also Retarded

Listen to me now.

It’s better to be in cash, rather than losing it all in long bets gone horribly long. You don’t owe the market anything, and most certainly not your allegiance. Your job, by definition, is to extract value from the gyrations in price. Right now, and for the most part of a month, stocks have been trending LOWER.

What’s alarming about this drop?

It’s coupled with a shocking decline in semis — off by 25%.

Gold is soaring.

The Yen is strong.

Oil is collapsing.

Bond yields are collapsing.

Talking heads are now pounding the table for ‘global recession’ thanks to trade wars.

Pray tell me, where does one place the market at the trough of said trade war? Just 5% off the highs? I think not.

Do yourselves a favour and raise some cash. I’ve been doing so all day, fortunately taking profits. I will no longer provide the readers of this fine site FREE STOCK PICKS for the duration of late spring and summer — so if you want my actionable trades — you’ll need to subscribe to Exodus — you absolute cheap bastard mother-fuckers.

The cost of Exodus is $1.36 per day. Fuck off if you think I can’t produce that much value in a given day. Fuck off I said (shakes cane furiously at young whipper snapper on lawn).

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12 comments

  1. jbandy

    The sad thing is that Trump’s base is made up mostly of Americans that are too dumb and poor to actually have a brokerage account. Thus, they are not affected by a bear market in stocks.

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    • juice

      not to mention that all the 20 million illegals and the 20 million just made legal, all democrats, all have brokerage accounts

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    • og

      Trump supporters brag whenever their 401k is up.

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    • edge

      Read Breitbart some time. To them, acting like a pugnatious prick is pure genius.

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  2. juice

    you absolute cheap bastard mother-fuckers.

    😛 😀

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  3. tradingnymph

    Why Why Why is NOBODY talking about the biggest risk to the market in US News. Brexit is going out with a No Deal at the end of October at the same time that Super Mario D from the ECB steps down. China needs a slow down…it wants a slow down…there is no deal there either. Why is anyone a Bull? T/A’s and Fundamentals are not going to work in this huge huge huge global bubble mess.

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    • numbersgame

      Fly, this is an interesting experiment that you are running.

      Traffic to you blog drives your Exodus subscriptions. So the question is, “What drives your blog traffic?”

      There’s four things that iBankcoin provided as I see it:
      (1) Actual stock picks with a limited (a few hours) delay and
      (2) Entertainment value
      (3) Market commentary
      (4) A place for other investors to post

      You are ditching (1), (3) is available in other many other places (and has reduced value without stock picks to match), and the traffic (outside Exodus) makes (4) less appealing than it was a year ago. I’m not sure if (2) is enough, but we’ll see if investors “Go away in may (june)”. I wish you luck either way.

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      • tradingnymph

        I beg to differ with you Numbersgame. If you know direction of the market, Actual Stock Picks are easy. If we are in the Central Bank/China will fix the world…then the “whores” that the market always love will be the place to sit in. If this is the top of the bubble and finally popping…then even Gold is not safe. Heck even Yen could be at risk because BoJ holds so much equity. As someone told me in 2008, you don’t want to trade in a hurricane.

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        • numbersgame

          I do agree with you that picking stocks is much easier if you know the market direction. However, even Fly is guilty of doing 180s, so without skin in the game (ie, actaul stock picks), his commentary becomes less significant.

          How hard is it to say stocks are going to rally 1 day and then say they are goign to crash the next? At least with his picks behind that, he distinguishes himself from the cable news guys who are alwasy predicting the present.

          Basically, his picks add **conviction** to his commentary, ie “put your money where your mouth is”

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      • 2 wheels

        Personally I come here for the entertainment! No other site has content like this. Fly is hilarious. I do miss Option Addict though.

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  4. edge

    I don’t know about a real bear market but a tradeable dip looks likely. I’m holding TLT & NUGT. Sold TVIX & SPY puts this AM…shoulda held all of it maybe. Looking for a spot to go full bear. 75% cash.

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