iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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You fucking losers. Why the hell did you click in? Are you so fucking desperate for financial advice, due to your gross negligence, that you’re keen to take advice from a complete total stranger, who is both anonymous and shows a proclivity for violence?

Here were the top rated ETFs in Exodus. You can now call your clients and offer them some hot ideas in exchange for a recurring fee that will outlive their fucking lives.

WTI is soft tonight. You should expect to see a showdown tomorrow and it’s going to get real ugly, real fast — like midwestern corn-fed human ugly — red hair and all.

How’m I doin’?

Thank you for asking. I’m doing badly, if you have to know. It’s not as if any of you fucking morons even leave relevant messages anymore. Most of you are talking to yourselves — like the fucking idiots you are — jib-jabbing, crabbing all around — trying to convince yourselves that your lives are purposeful. How about a fucking dialogue — fucked faces?

Back in the golden age of iBC, we had discussions and there was a lot of tomfoolery. But all of those people are dead now and this new generation of reader are silent like mice. Traffic, more or less, is the same — so it’s not a matter of reach or people no longer reading Le Fly. It’s simply a matter of you — the internet fool — no longer mustering the courage and the gravitas to say something important, or to challenge me. For the love of dead cats, I don’t even ban people anymore. I used to ban 2-3 people per day — due to the disruptive nature of the comments. Now the comments are docile and feminine and weak, and no longer worthy of my attention.

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16 comments

  1. small pleb

    I’m trying to be the voice of reason…guiding you to the light.

    https://youtu.be/79HLnTPxMho

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  2. reversion

    TL;DR

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  3. indexjoe

    Ah fuck off you beautiful bastard

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  4. drudge

    “You fucking losers. Why the hell did you click in?” I clicked in to remind my fellow losers how awesome President Donald J. Trump is.

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  5. 99 lead balloons
    99 lead balloons

    Trudeau is way better than trump.:)

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  6. Rhino

    Yeah, what happened to the comments? Durden a vegan now? I’m long tech, and short TDS. I really miss the daily McAfee updates and winship, propelled by bath salts and QE via the Great Clam.

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  7. ferd

    “mustering the courage and the gravitas to say something important”

    Ha. You’ve banned saying anything important. Indeed, as we’ve spent our country into the hole fighting wars that make us less safe and which have killed and displaced millions – and as we’ve launched a renewed nuclear arms race – you’ve been successful in steering discussion to the next little technical blip or reaction to the orange tweeter. You are devolving into the day trader you once reviled.

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  8. roundwego

    Tvix lotto ticket time.

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  9. tmmdn0

    Anybody just see the segment with Steve Bannon on CNBC?
    Damn, that was incredible.
    Basically said that the social credit score wielding, forced labor loving Chinese leadership are completely evil and Trump is a god for finally calling them on their shit.

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  10. the hungry dog
    the hungry dog

    Yes I saw Bannon on CNBC. The scary part was when Little Tommy Friedman was agreeing with him.

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