Beyond meat has come public today and the stock went nuts to the upside. Look at the lovely lovely chart.
Truth be told, Le Fly tried being vegan for a year and initially felt good about the decision. I enjoyed the discipline of adhering to a certain set of rules — because I’m a man and men like order. At first, I was optimistic about this sojourn, saving innocent baby animals and being environmentally friendly. Plus, I had a deep seething disdain for the meth-heads who worked at the slaughterhouses.
About 9 months in, I started to truly hate it and felt I was being unjustifiably punitive with myself. After all, I’m not immortal and do not intend to live past 85, so what the fuck was I doing — punishing myself for the sake of what exactly? Since the beginning of man, men have been eating animals. They are lesser creatures and deserve to be subordinated, not because men are evil or because of cruelty — but because that’s what living is — the subjugation of one to uplift another. We can bear witness to this on a micro-scale all the way up.
Men are supposed to eat cows and sheep and chickens, not only because they taste good — but because the help build muscles and make us stronger — which helps us kill people who deserve to be killed. I do not expect any women reading this post to understand the mind of men. Your nature is to nurture and to be kind, and supportive, and beautiful. Men, on the other hand, despise other men who try to be beautiful and we frown upon other men who lack substance and aren’t formidable.
I can argue that BYND is a short from the very start and will barrel lower into irrelevancy. But it appears we have a wave passing over us now where men are women and women are men and upside down is sideways and gay bathrooms only serve vegetables — and anything industrious is poison. A great giant fucking psychosis is sweeping around the globe and this might help buoy BYND, at least for a while.
But eventually, like all things, men will turn vegans into dust and with it — BYND.
Good day.
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~10M shares offerred, 22M traded, Do the math.
Also, 1.4M avaialble to the underwriters at the orignal ($25) IPO price: dilution. The same underwriters (JPM, GS, credit-suisse) that priced it $25 will be out with a buy rating within the next 180 days, before the internal stock holders are out of their lock-out period. This stock is going to have an ugly Fall 2019, if not earlier
For the morons currently holding on this hot potatoe, congratualations: you now own a piece of a $4 Billion dollar unicorn with $88 Million in revenue and net losses of $30M. To put the first two numbers in perspective
– If you cut costs to $0 and kept revenue the same, the PE would be 45.
– If you doubled revenue and kept the costs the same, the PE would be 65.
Hopefully, you’ve at least tasted the product before buying the stock….
Let me know when we can affordably grow meat in the lab. Until then, and in the greatest part, due to the insane overpopulation of human beings on Earth, animals of all kinds will most unfortunately have to be raised and slaughtered for those beings higher on the food chain.
The human being is an omnivore, just as the pig is an omnivore. And the human being, as a rule, draws the substances that he/she really needs from animal products, provided he/she is not allergic to them or if there are no other troubles. There are people who are not able to tolerate meat, just as there are people who are not able to tolerate the gluten in bread, or milk etc., or even fruits or vegetables. But fundamentally the human being is designed to eat meat. And it is the law of nature that animals must be killed in order for the human being to have meat. Exactly the same is happening out in nature. Based on natural law it is a proper thing if the human being eats meat, in the same way that various predators and other animals – even vegetarian animals like some species of apes – eat meat.
And what vegetarianism and veganism concerns: those are simply human lines of thought that are taken, in part because no animals shall be killed, or because they don’t want to have meat because animals must be killed etc. But fundamentally, the human being is a carnivore, and eating meat is a part of it. Veganism and vegetarianism are personal attitudes and have nothing to do with the natural laws of creation which have been in operation since time immemorial will continue to the end of the universe. However, at some point in the not-too distant future, the human being will be able to grow animal meats in a laboratory on a mass scale and therefore animals will no longer need to be slaughtered as food for humans, or pets for that matter.
Raise some animals and slaughter them if you want the process dude. For fucks sake pink injected meat on styrofoam is not exactly natural. Many people don’t want to participate in the horrible factory farm system if they don’t have to
you have missed the forest for the trees, dude
I think I missed it as well. Even if I had to eat the most retarded plant ever known to humankind, I’d rather eat it than something grown in a lab with smarter idiots tinkering with genes and whatnot.
Keto and whole foods is the way to go.
Chickens are small T-rex’s that would eat a man if they could. No qualms with raising them in large farming operations for food.
The Fly likes to eat meat!
I had small pieces of the IPO.
My IPO whores flipped those shares like burgers (pun)
Regards
Chuck Bennett
love flipping the ipos. funny, convensionsl wisdom is that your brokers will blackball you when you burn them like that, but i’ve got 3 brokers and continue to have a good rate of getting allotments at all notwithstanding the flips. even flipped my lyft right at the open which was supposed to be the ultimate sin. hasn’t caught up with me yet. likely will though.
Snoozemr,
I would only blackball you if you didn’t give me more business. I don’t care if they are flipped. I’d rather you flip them through me. But DVP works fine as well.
Your brokers are pikers if they are black balling for flipping. Pussy shit
Regards
Chuck Bennett
The special ingredient is bits of human, probably.
I don’t know how true this is; but i heard that if prepared the same way, hogs and humans taste about the same.