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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Are You TUFF Enough to Hold On?

I’m out and about — sporting a very rustic look today — bright beige chinos with dark beige sweater — gray stripes. If you should see me and approach me for an autograph, I will punch your jaw loose.

My TUFN and DAVA trades are working exactly as planned. Early this morning a lad named “Index Joe” decided to take profits on these calls I made last week. This of course was a cowardly course of action and he was chastised thricely over it.

While these types of transgressions might’ve been glossed over or ignored when I was a union man — I shall not turn my cheeks and shy away from these sins in the future, once settled below the Mason Dixon. I think you should all know about that and how this blog might change, quite dramatically actually, in the not too distant future.

I bid you good day.

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7 comments

  1. teslawasright

    42.5 Le Fly is now upper middle aged and refined

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  2. cancel19

    Dr. Fly now as a Gentile Southern Man. Bless his heart!

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  3. MSGT HARTMAN

    A 5% gain on a 1500 dollar trade taxed as ordinary income +commissions.

    Brilliant

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  4. tradercaddy

    Stay away from Duke.
    Full of snotty elitist kids from South Florida.
    Stick to Wake Forest or Univ. of Va in Charlottesville.

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  5. ferd

    Perhaps consider being up high in a location where you can see the stars, the mountains and the changes in the weather and flora 12 months a year. That’s what we did when the kids got out of school …(although, unlike you, we did not consider surrendering to the Rebs.) Anyway, if you live up high in the beautiful national forests of the southwest corner of NC, you are near to Asheville for whatever, Greenville for big box stores, and close enough to the Charleston area for a weekend on the coast.

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  6. indexjoe

    Ah fuck

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