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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Nothing Can Stop Us Now — Nothing At All

Junk bonds are rallying. Yields are heading back up again. WTI is fucking soaring. Nothing can stop us now from reaching new highs — nothing at all.

Upside market breadth was just 61% today, but the underpinnings are strong and the blood of the bears is just within reach now. I will have you know, I decided to hold my doubled sized position in PHUN over the weekend. Normally a reckless move with too many variables — but I’m feeling adventurous.

Speaking of which, now is not the time to buy FANG stocks — you fucking idiots. Dial up the risk and take man sized positions in manly stocks. Lower your priggish bar and discard the cerements of your nonsensical rules — and follow the price action.

See oil run? Buy oil.

Chinese burritos on the move? Eat one.

See something — kill something — eat something.

Have a great weekend.

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10 comments

  1. og

    Disney has been waiting 4 years for this move. Will it get a tech valuation now?

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  2. it is showtime

    Hear that? 3000 sp500. Hear that fedfucks? Bears expect 3k hit.

    go ahead expend, & waste, all that effort

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  3. MSGT HARTMAN

    +30% YTD

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  4. moosh

    Le Fly, is this a relative of yours of some sorts, or something?

    http://junkbanter.com/2019/04/11/review-pillsbury-grands-strawberries-cream-cinnamon-rolls/

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  5. heckler

    Hey guys that expensive fancy ass bitch ass grocery store right by my house has +CBD in their stores now (PCC fancy ass Fly-style spend $300 store chain all up and down the PNW). Better get in bf they pop another 25% next week. They did $50M last year will do AT LEAST $100 M this year. CBDFAGS rejoice (mr moosh)! CVSI closed today at like $5.85 get it to fit in we won’t see $5’s again I’m just speaking dat truth

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  6. moosh

    My dog is $OSG, requiring way more patience than expected

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