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Markets Don’t Fade on Friday’s Stupid

I’m down a quick 5 on LYFT — like a sharp punch to the jaw with some mustard on it. It stings — but I respect the specter of it all. The grande theatre of fuckery — the great Unicorn ipo that everyone hates and wants to sell short. I endeavor to fuck those people — good and plenty. I want those people to be dead — buried in me yard with all of the other enemies that I’ve since sheaved.

You might believe the market will fade today — but you’d be wrong. We’ve got the Exodus oversold signal working, the motherfucking golden cross, and all sorts of other shit — such as higher oil prices — seasonality — Trumpism, Mueller is dead…

The point here is PREPARE FOR A GRANDE FINALE — the final month of hedonism before your local hedge fund managers fucks off for the summer — amidst a whirring haze of cocaine clouds and dumpsters filled with whores.

If you faggots sell anything short, I will go to your place of business and break your noses off your wretched faces.

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9 comments

  1. bronze28

    LOVE IT!! LOL

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  2. bronze28

    FLY ; FWIW; NBEV; results out this morning; excellent read; good volume; ready for a sustained move up??

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  3. edge

    I’ll get some if LYFT can stay over 82 for a few minutes.

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  4. bronze28

    hope LYFT collapses so I could buy some; too much froth; IPO price of $72 would be grand. It was priced at higher end of valuation; and then to open at 87$ implies another 21%; complete BS.

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  5. jonnybegood2

    last couple hours of an IPO of this size are most dangerous. done trading unless it drops below 80. nothing worse than holding a large bag down into a weekend.

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  6. bronze28

    currently 79; only 7 more to go down… or maybe lower? who knows! just guessing.

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  7. jonnybegood2

    bought under 78 seconds after hours. usually good for a nice after hours profit later on in extended trading.

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