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MORONS: Come Get Your Tattoos Removed Now

Tattoos belong in prison. However, due to the high level of degeneracy in this country, and the drugs, people have decided it to be a good idea to ink up their bodies. I know — some of you love it and I’m not really speaking to the people who ink their bodies with meaningless art. I am, however, talking to the FUCKHEAD with Chinese letters on his arm, or the idiot girl with a tramp stamp.

By and large, upwards of 90% of the people who get tattoos are idiots. Most of these people will, at some point, regret disgracing themselves — seeing their tats aren’t that sexy and imposing as OLD AND DISGUSTING FUCKERS.

Enter Soliton, Inc — ticker SOLY.

They’re working on a solution that is preferable to the current laser removal. Even though this company is a concept right now, pre-revenues, if they get it right — stock is bound to careen higher — especially since so many submental people just got inked up, bro.

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3 comments

  1. bronze28

    AGREED. btw, HEXO has a gap at $6.74… it will fill before it goes higher.

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  2. bronze28

    or probably go lower (HEXO) seeing as how RSI is 77.

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  3. cancel19

    They are not tattoos! They are “skin illustrations”.

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