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Bulls Are About To Get REKT Into Friday’s Jobs Report

Imagine yourself to be a slab of fat meat. Now image there is a giant fucking meat grinder spinning away with sparks shooting out of its sides — creaking and bowing, eagerly waiting to shred something. Now imagine tomorrow’s jobs report as being the boot that kicks your sloppy ass into said grinder — finished for good.

We’ve come a long way since Xmas and the bulls have gotten very fat. They’re obnoxious and deserving of the meat grinder — because they’re not good people and they don’t know what’s coming.

A great storm is just around the bend. It will rip everything from root to crown, leaving a heaving mess of ruins — tumult.

I’d like to see you get through it; but first, UPGRADE TO ANNUAL.

Everything I’ve done and gone through has led me to this point, the ephemeral moment when everything counts — nothing taken for granted — zero betrayals and only dignity and honor to fall back upon when things get hard.

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5 comments

  1. jbandy

    Why? Whats the big deal about marginally accurate government jobs numbers?

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  2. it is showtime

    Fuck Everyone

    Chinese Exports Collapse In February Despite Largest Credit Injection Ever 3/7
    – While a few will blame Feb. China exports on the lunar new year, the scale of the miss is simply stunning.
    China PMIs Plunge Despite Record Surge In Stimulus 2/27

    This thing is ‘ ‘ resetting ‘ ‘

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  3. bob smith

    Thanks for the advice. We all talk our book and mine is Gold and miners. The perfectly formed cup and handle is showing significant upside in Gold and even more so in miners. The next AMZN is gold and miners. Oh, and buy a yearly subscription to my iBankCoin posts. You won’t regret it in 1 year.

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    • spaceman

      I want to add tonight because prices are creeping higher in gold. I have an allocated pooled account at Fidelitrade but want to start buying coins and SD Bullion has storage now at 0.29% annually. Have we bottomed at $1280 or wait for the payrolls later?

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  4. edge

    Gold reacting to financial armageddon fears after China report. Along with everything else. Interesting Friday on tap. Chinese markets way down.

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