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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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The Ass-End of the Rally is the Most Glorious

Here here.

I bought TOUR and LITB towards the end of the day. Markets behaved fine, and I find myself long both TZA and TVIX at the same time long a variety of really low brow stocks — like FTFT, CCCL, SFUN, and unfortunately JP. This is the very worst portfolio one could imagine compiling — and I head into this hail storm with a chest filled with bravery, amidst the discordant din of the very worst people around me — naysayers and shit-throwers, yelling and hollering with their mouths filled with white foam.

I do not bend to your ideology and will cast a wide and ominous shadow over your body when your severed head is gripped firmly in my blood soaked hands.

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4 comments

  1. jbandy

    Get your SOXS on man.

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  2. it is showtime

    SLOW-

    US Construction Spending Growth Tumbles To 8 Year Lows
    Markets Are “Extrapolating The ‘Good News’ Well Beyond The Current Fact Set”
    Morgan Stanley: “Bear Market Rally, And We Are Now Selling It”
    Why Goldman Thinks The “Goldilocks” Rally Is About To End
    Home-Flipping Profits Tumbled To 7 Year Low
    American Farm Debt Reaches 1980s Crisis Levels
    “Big Short” Malls On The Cusp Implosion … Again
    Retail Apocalypse: 465 Store Closures In 48 Hours
    US Auto Sales Tumble To 18 Month Low As SUV Demand Hits A Brick Wall
    GDP Crash: Goldman, Atlanta & NY Feds See Q1 GDP Tumble Below 1%
    US Manufacturing Survey Plunges To 26-Month Lows
    The Cancer Ravaging “The Real Economy” Starts To Spread
    18 Really Big Numbers, The U.S. Economy Starting To Fall Apart Rapidly
    Buyer Strike Is Over: US Stocks See First Inflows After 12 Weeks Of Redemptions

    DOWN

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-02-24/bannon-2019-be-most-vitriolic-year-american-politics-civil-war

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-05/us-budget-deficit-soars-77-interest-expense-hits-record-high
    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-05/bis-warns-market-crash-risk-looming-fire-sales-over-mass-bbb-downgrades

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