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Gold Miners Less Than 3% Away From Testing 6 Year Resistance Level

Your grandchildren will one day ask ‘Papa — where were you when the great gold consolidation broke loose and shattered the hopes and dreams fo the bears’ (all said in an English accent)? Don’t be the shit-shoveler. Be the entrepreneurial guy who has his hands in everything — taking a piece of the action because he’s greedy and focused on ‘hustling.’


Look at that. Look at it. LOOK AT IT.

Why, the amount of money you stand to make in gold might allow your grandkids to avoid college altogether — maybe even high school. Why bother learning how to read, when in fact you can simply sell baseball cards and ‘hustle’ really fucking hard? I mean, fuck what the parents have to say. Your winnings in gold can help finance your grandchildren’s burgeoning careers in social media — getting their IG game on and maybe helping them build a Youtube audience.

Why, maybe they could take the entitlement you provide them with and start a wine tasting channel — which could blossom into this really fantastic venue for social mediaFAGS and hustlers, grinders, and high level keyed in entrepreneurs who don’t give a fuck about knowing how to read or write, as long as they’re being kind and empathetic and at the same time aggressively ripping people off with their hackneyed advice.

At the start of this post, I had no idea I’d end up here — stream of consciousness and all. My apologies to Vayner-maniacs.

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10 comments

  1. edge

    So I should sell my ’97 truck and house trailer and buy gold? I also have an uncle who gives me money sometimes. How do I buy all the pawnshop’s gold without tipping them off? It would be better if they keep thinking I’m stupid.

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    • edge

      Seriously though gold miners may be purely speculative at this point but as speculations go this seems pretty good. Long NUGT, no pawnshop gold.

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  2. acehood

    The best are the kids who parlayed video games into $500/k month Youtube channels. #maga

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  3. moosh

    If I added up all of the times I tried to trade pm, I’m even Steven at best. What’s on the food docket for house fly tonight? Going with grass fed beefed chilli here. Kickers are sweet corn and cold brewed coffee along with a lot of heat in the mix

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  4. zephler

    hey Fly – my nephew wants to know why you make fun of TA ppl, and the proceed to make a post with resistance levels?

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    • edge

      TA works very well on gold. At least has in the past.

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    • Dr. Fly

      LIAR

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      • edge

        ?…OK. But your resistance line is legit I think, weak holders have been shook out (TA), and gold bugs have plenty to fret over. Although their fears are silly. Good is a trading vehicle, period. And it’s getting ripe.

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  5. narwhal

    Take em all out.. for that big bounce off the bottom!

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  6. juice

    Top picks
    gold – WDOFF, SPVEF, KL, BTG
    silver – FSM, PAAS

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