I am building a SHIT BASKET. Any questions? I told you when my house flooded the fuck out — a magnanimous gain was just around the bend. At first, I thought it was because I owned CYBR and that stock is up 20% today — but no. The Gods had much greater things in store.
Also, my ZUO and triple sized NUGT positions are taking off — but that wasn’t it either.
I came upon a small piece of shit company this morning and seized upon it immediately, with savage qualities. Ticker is FUV and I own it from low $4s.
The stock is now screaming for $7 and I’m up nearly 60% intra-day, with no intention of selling. Gentlemen of my stature do not sell for morsels of money. We require gobs of it in order to festoon our homes with luxuries — bangles and baubles — little fucking asshole trinkets that require zeal to purchase them.
Seeing markets poised to BTFO — did I recoil from the dangers of risk and raise cash? Quite the contrary. I dove into the cesspool of muck and reemerged with fistfuls of shit.
Here’s what I bought into the bell.
FCEL, PLUG, BE, CAAS, and SORL.
The theme is electricity and power generation. This is what Wall Street wants now and I am the weather vane on top of the great grande roof — forecasting great dick-suckings to come. You cannot stop the buying, nor can you ignore it. Everything you think you’re doing is secondary to what I am doing — zipping fast and with alacrity — poised and graceful — both violent and carrying a heavy heart made from steel — immune to the pangs of volatility — because I am volatility.
Good day.
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Who’s shorting?
Me.
Who’s shorting?
And who knows they may not REALIZE their gains
from shorting the next collapse because the financial
system could be — locked — down — or recalibrated
ME
Are you a real person? ‘Cause you should be flat broke with zero dollars for anything by now.
Thoughts on being able to bet on the Academy Awards this year? 34% return on Roma for best picture; 1:1000 on Vice for the same category.
Next season 2 for taboo is 2020? Wtf
i did the math. i’m too poor for your premium service. you need a sub-piker category; the lumpenproletariat.
This IS the sub-piker service.
Not bad for free.
I like your thesis fly this speaks to me.
DBX running like a freed slave
Regards
Chuck Bennett
NUGT is for homos
must be the last stages of this here current market run when the likes of Fly’s current basket of shit is running like diarrhea
else, this time is different
Yes, but the market can squirt for months. Just don’t think that these things are an investment and you’ll be fine…if you don’t take too long to get in…or out.
true dat