iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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*** HUNDY ROLLS FOR THE WIN ***

All of my gold stocks are doing great. Markets don’t want to go down and I decided to press my rights here — buying both MDB and QLYS — for the hundy roll.

The hundy roll is the non-stop momentum of a stock about to break the majestic plane of $100. Once it does, it almost assuredly will shoot for $106.

My gambling play is MARA — purchased here, in the 50 cent range, for MOAR — based on a savage move higher in crypto and also blockchain plays.

I told you — markets don’t go down on Friday’s anymore. This is what happens when you get that exuberance. You get HOOKED.

Have a good weekend, fagTARDS. I wish you well. Be sure to join the league of gentlemen in Exodus and quit taking free trials you fucking scoundrels.

NOTE: Gold broke 1,318. The biggest trade since Bitcoin exploded is upon you. Are you involved?

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9 comments

  1. edge

    I think I’ll wait. Gold miners and my core holdings enough for me for now. Though things are more likely to go higher.

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  2. MSGT HARTMAN

    A day trader, momentum trader and swing trader walked into a bar one day.

    The Bartender said: “What can I get you gentlemen?”

    The Day Trader said: “Nothing, we’re broke again, we came here looking for a job washing dishes”.

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    • cancel19

      LOL! What did the working stiff penny less bartender respond in return?

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  3. narwhal

    WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE… NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT!!

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  4. og

    This week must have been demoralizing for the bears.

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  5. irma vep

    If God, I mean Gold gets high enough I’ll just sell my tangible gold to put fud on the table. That’s an old Gary Larson reference.

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    • irma vep

      In case anyone is interested, and in the Bos-Wash corridor, Orion is beautiful tonight. Life is Good.

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  6. dae42

    Wake up, goldfags. You’re done. Next time but before everyone falls in love. Dipshits…

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