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Cannabis Stocks Break Out Again — Nothing Can Go Wrong

Under no circumstances can I lose money in the pastiche of pot stocks I find myself now.

Presently, I am long APHA, TLRY, JVA and DTEA — the last two being my aggressive lotto styled picks. If I didn’t have so much exposure already, I’d be buying PYX here with animalistic fervor.

Doctors are assholes. All you need to do is smoke pot, or ingest some brownies laced heavily with THC, and enjoy the duration of your lives listening to yellow jazz music and drinking bright martinis. There isn’t a single thing cannabis can’t cure. From the flu to small dick syndrome, CBD oil is the elixir you deserve.

One of the great side addendums to being an avid user of indica is the additive bonus of delusion and whitened prospects about the future. Gone are the days of gray and gloomy government malfeasance. In are the days of purple clouds and vibrant green fields, eloquently graced with nature’s design of pink flowers and ancient chestnut trees to provide shade and sustenance. I cannot think of a single thing that can go wrong here, barreling in swiftly and with confidence, pot stocks, conducting business thru various means — supplying the people with the sleep tonic they need to help maintain a happy and fat existence.

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4 comments

  1. stkfulano

    GET STONED

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  2. juice

    😛 😀 😮

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  3. cancel19

    How about $BCCI. White coffee with CBD oil and ads at the Grammys.

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  4. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    Warning. CBD oil pills give a good round of heart burn. But they do chill anxieties associated with trading. Cheers.

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